Life direction is shit

What gives you direction in life? Shit. If I keep doing it, my life makes sense. When it will be over, my life will too. It’s easy.

Thursday, 4 May 2023 | 08:17 AM

I love mornings like this one, when I can wake up with no alarm, have a calm breakfast, and go to the bathroom right afterwards. It’s my perfect routine. This way, my bowels fully wake up, so they’re ready to discharge the whole lot. Once they’ve...

Wednesday, 3 May 2023 | 09:04 AM

Milk and cereal always give me the right amount of energy to start the day. I am ready to go!!! But also, give me the right push for ending my morning poop! I am Ready to goooo!!!