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Idk what to say. I’m just still drunk. My head is a mess, my body too. My shit is a masterpiece.

Uhm, I think there’s a lot more inside, but it looks like I will have to wait…

Now that I started again running in the morning, my bowels movements have improved, a lot of farts in the middle of the workout, and my shit gets out pretty easily! 💪🏼

Had a huge dinner with friends, a few glasses of wine… As soon as I woke up, Immediate effect. Am on the toilet, I didn’t even have the time to have breakfast

Yesterday, I was feeling a weird, uncommon ache in my belly, I was a little worried, because it seemed to me, it was kinda like something to worry about (duh). Appendicitis or something… perhaps something swell and was going explode…. In the end, I guess, it was just shit, a lot. A huge pile ofContinue reading “Wednesday, 4 September 2024 | 08:44 AM”

Just a single turd. Unexpected.

I’ve just had some shit, as a simple as that

A few turds straight after the gym

And now, my favourite moment of the day can come. Woke up early this morning, 6AM, the working weeks reprise, starting from today. I wanted some head start, so I started running again, watched the sun rise, some stretching, then back home, had breakfast, some rapid house chores, and finally, my favourite moment of theContinue reading “Monday, 2 September 2024 | 08:07 AM”

After a feast with my friends, I felt stuffed for the whole evening… until I finally had some chamomile at home, and something happened to my bowels. I am at comfort now, sitting on my toilet. Nice.

Uhm, shit is not bad as I thought it would have been… Yesterday I drank the worst alcohol. Low quality drinks should be banned everywhere…

Very standard shit. What’s standard though, no normality exists in the world, so where’s the meter for this? Dunno, but my shit’s neither diarrhoea nor dull single little ball, it’s pretty standard. Mildly satisfying

Second go. This time, what earlier was some soft comfy turds, now becomes just explosive loose shit. Not much more words to describe it, you can already picture it

Oh my… let’s put apart the fact that our mattress had a hole in it and went flat for the whole camping night, let’s focus on the amount of wine and what we ate for dinner… NO. Let’s focus on what this morning’s shit is about. Loads of turds with loads of air in between.Continue reading “Friday, 30 August 2024 | 08:25 AM”

Seems like I can’t have any shit this morning. Can’t understand why, but my arsehole is just closed. Simply locked. That’s nor very nice news, since we’re going camping in 1 hour!

Magnificent poop this morning. Very nice. Huge amount and smooth constitution

Hell yeah! Some loose shit… none in such a long time.. So proud of my arsehole

Woke up quite early today, somewhere around 5:30 AM. As soon as I realised I wasn’t able to fall back asleep, I went straight to my laptop. Basically I sat there until now, when I felt some movement inside me… Something trying to move their way out… I decided to move my arse from aContinue reading “Sunday, 25 August 2024 | 08:15 AM”

Weird shit session.

Real hard shit today

Told you, there was more shit idly waiting inside me. Drop the shit

I usually eat milk and cereal in the morning, with this heat, it was becoming impossibile, so I decided to switch to some yoghurt mixed with fresh fruits and some cereals. Much better! Much faster! Much shit!

Okay, I prepared myself for this morning shit. It’s been three days since I stabilised my morning diet, I’ve been having breakfast with a bowl of yoghurt plus grapes and a little corn flakes, moreover I had sone rice, some cheese for lunch, and a carrot. A pint of beer before dinner and a mildContinue reading “Tuesday, 20 August 2024 | 09:58 AM”