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A lot. A lot!! Shit everywhere. Indian meal for dinner

Hard push for a hard shit

I believe we tend to underestimate the power of paper towel… it brings us unparalleled level of comfort. Just imagine your life without it. Just try. Well, sometimes I don’t even have to imagine.. I just feel it! DAMN Girl, why haven’t you replaced it!!?!??

First, shit in the morning. First shit in the morning

I guess the explosions haven’t finished yet… Am at a service station, and I’m already late… FUCK! My bowels just exploded! I guess I’ll be more late…

Seems impossibile to take a shit this morning I am entirely empty. Yesterday was draining…

I couldn’t even keep up the writing pace. I had countless other diarrhoea attacks, in between them I had to lay on my friend’s bed. I am freezing, my stomach never stopped hurting. I feel tremendously sick

Some more diarrhoea, this time I am at my colleague’s. Feels like every time I come here I have some sort of pain in the arse. I am feeling bad btw. It’s not a joke, it is hard to think about anything else… I came here to work on our project! Shit! Stupid bowels!

Not good not good. My stomach and my bowels both fighting against something causing ache. Probably it is that Kung Pao Chicken I had yesterday for dinner. I prepared that myself, and I didn’t think it would have ended up this way Now I am stuck on the toilet, literally dripping, and I have aContinue reading “Friday, 11 October 2024 | 08:31 AM”

Quite too much shit today…. Some diarrhoea before lunch. Nice. So appealing…

Can’t say much else, my fantasy is slower than the rhythm of my shit, this morning. I am disappearing, turns out my body was entirely made of shit

Woke up. Fart. Immediate rush to the toilet. Turd. Don’t feel so well…

Finally… sone shit I can be proud of!

Very painful shit, after days of constipation

I am fucking late and this fucking abrupt shit is just the icing on the cake. To wrap it up: As I was preparing my lunch, the gas finished. I changed the tank, but while doing it I switched off the general electric switch to not get shocked. After that I realised I needed anotherContinue reading “Tuesday, 8 October 2024 | 03:17 PM”

Just one dull turd… But I feel better, even if a lot tired… Uh, I love it when my bowels keep me awake…

Btw, nothing yet. Some movements only now, after two hours… jusr that

I guess this is what I should have expected since the beginning of my constipation, 2 days ago – which may not seem much, but even just a few hours of constipation is bad. Really bad. I woke up once every hour since I fell asleep, and every time I did I felt my tummyContinue reading “Monday, 7 October 2024 | 03:58 AM”

Costipation. Second day in a row Wtf!

Weird… I felt the beer I had yesterday threatening my belly the whole night… but now seems like nothing is going to get out…

Coursed shit… guess it was the most predictable scenario after my morning constipation and a pasta dish for lunch…

Constipated morning

I’m at a friend’s place, he bought a plot of land and plans to live there. So for now, there’s no real bathroom, you shit in nature. today, it seems like it’s the festival of flies. Without dragging it out, I just had a diarrhoea attack and had to go shit in the middle ofContinue reading “Thursday, 3 October 2024 | 04:25 PM”

Constipation. Not a good thing. Quite too many constipated days this week… mmh, don’t like it.

Good old diarrhoea.. Luckily I work from home, now

Yesterday I spent the morning on the toilet, having diarrhoea. I emptied myself so much, I wouldn’t think I could have anything to shit this morning… Ohwoah! One single turd! Slipped out! Am satisfied🥹

This morning my anus is spicy

Korean dinner Dreamless night Shitload of painful shit in the morning. That fried chicken was gooooooodlicious!😋 No wait, why do I still smell it?