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I don’t think, be able to shit now. The weekend is too difficult, you know, with skipping routines and all..

Soft. Soft turds resembling my kitten’s frequent diarrhoeas. I wonder what keeps him having inside him, his belly is still swollen… My bowels feel better now btw, having two beers on a Friday night always ends up like this on Saturday mornings

I’ve been sitting on my toilet for more than forty minutes. Took me a lot of blank pushes to actually produce some tirds. They’re not even that bad. They look pretty normal to me… so I guess what took them so long… if only I could ask ’em!

Urgently needed to expel the evil inside mez Done. Now the day can begin. Perhaps it was a little too hard… still healthy… let’s go on!

Only few turds…I wonder how much it is… I can’t help imagining a future – should already be at present – where we have bowels habits next to sleep, fitness, hearth rate, etc in out Health apps… there should be smart toilets weighting our poop amounts, analysing their quality and their smell… Yeah, sure weContinue reading “Tuesday, 5 November 2024 | 8:04 AM”

Some more shit before lunch. Yummy! More hungry!

Dull normal shit, these days. I guess no deep thoughts are coming then…

Nothing special in this shit, just a fair amount.

Long turd. Yesterday I gave a party and my first worry was not to be able to shit in the morning. You know alcohol constipation. Instead, something came… Thing now is I slept just 4 hours, awakened by my kitten biting my arm. Woke up, went sitting on the sofa not to bother my gfContinue reading “Friday, 1 November 2024 | 9:41 AM”

Bug Turd

An unexpected diarrhoea attack

At first very hard, a BOOOM, then nothing else

I guess my snack shouldn’t have been just crisps and cheese… Just had to do a quick shit before lunch…

You know what? I’ve just produced a pile of shit. I mean, literally!

Well… an explosive and reeky shit makes the rainy day even eerier. What’s going to happen? A new Chernobyl?

My girlfriend is out, my dad too, so I’ve just arrived at my mom’s to have lunch with her.. I’ve arrived less than 3 minutes ago and I’m already sitting on the toilet, taking a shit… Uhh… how lovely… vibes from my childhood..

Tird in the hole

Uhm… bean-tortillas for dinner make much more sense the morning after. No need to explain, I guess

I’m a little late, and my bowels decided to to just a little shit. Farts will follow…

Too fast shit… something else must be coming in the near future….

Gotta admit, shit after chestnuts are beyond. So immediate. So soft. So nasty.. I love autumn..

A good amount of shit. So crap for the day is solved, but let’s talk about the cat we took three days ago, we already have an older cat, 1year and a half old, she’s normal, let’s say, even if we like to call her fat-cat… just for fun, you know. This new kitten isContinue reading “Sunday, 20 October 2024 | 09:38 AM”

Another day of constipation. Why WHYYY

Now. Now sone shit. Yeah. Now some shit. Ok also later… and on… This shit is taking long to deliver..

Unpredicted constipation D: