Awakened by a sudden urge of my inner self. I had three drinks yesterday, so apparently this is how my body manage them. BADLY. I know, alcohol is bad for the body, bud my friends don’t feel so bad after just three drinks. And I wasn’t even drunk! It’s just, the aftermath is brutal. MyContinue reading “Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM”
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Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 03:53 PM
As expected, I had to hold my shit inside the whole morning, while climbing, while belaying, while having lunch. I am now home, and I can finally relieve myself!! Now my weekend makes much more sense!!!
What job would you do for free? Eheheheheh! THIS VERY JOOOOB! Writing about every single shit I make is time consuming, simply because I spend a real lot of time pooping. Does anybody pay to do so? NNNOOPE! Do I wish to get some revenue from such a silly thing? YEEEEP Shall I? NOOPE WillContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 08:42 AM
I think there’s much more to be sprouted here, but right now I have no time to waist on the toilet, gotta go climbing with friends on vacation I don’t see every weekend! Friends are more important than shit! But we will see… my bowels love shitting outdoor….
Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 04:43 AM
Woke up in the middle of the night, an insomniac night? Is it is. I dropped some turds, just to be sure it’s woerh being awake!
Friday, 7 April 2023 | 11:57 AM
First morning poop. Unusual, normally I do at 8ish like clockwork. Must be because I overslept today, my girlfriend is ill, and I synced to her needs .-. Never mind, I just did what I had to. 😌
Thursday, 6 April 2023 | 03:19 PM
Eating pasta for lunch meant exploding bowels after just one hour. It felt like shooting a bullet put of my arsehole!
Thursday, 6 April 2023 | 09:49 AM
Constipated a bit, but dunno why… Perhaps I am not eating enough fruits and veggies. Yeah, let’s eat more fruit and veggies! Health bowels is king!
Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 04:56 PM
It frankly seems like my IBS is getting worse. Shall I read back all of my posts to unveil the evolution of my shit sessions? 😅perhaps 2k+ posts in three years it’s a little top much. I guess I’ll just die on the toilet, and let the doctors examine it. Btw, I really feel bad,Continue reading “Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 04:56 PM”
Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 12:49 PM
A few mingles down the toilet before lunch-break
Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 08:57 AM
This morning I would have really fancied using a Squatty Potty, you know, just to try it… I guess I’m going to buy that 🤔 Because, Yes, surely it could have helped a little more push today. But I don’t know if it’s worth the cost…
How have you adapted to the changes brought on by the Covid-19 pandemic? Well, unfortunately pooping outdoor was not an option anymore, even if it gives you such a freedom! During lockdown, I had to spend very day on the very same toilet, days passed by, one equal to the other, the only variation IContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 06:35 PM
Just finished at the office, headed to the park to meet my girlfriend and drink some beers. Had to longcut home. Shit. Diarrhoea Now I can go to the park Peace
Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 08:56 AM
Sometimes the morning rituals are a little more spread out… I just needed more shit to be done…
What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like? Another easy one. I wake myself up, I have breakfast with half a litre semi-skimmed milk with original corn flakes, then I go to the toilet. I take a shit for half an hour, giving it as much time andContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 07:39 AM
My slumber was very poor. It is possible it was because of my heavy dinner. Now I have a headache and my arse should be producing much more, but it’s a little run down 😦
Monday, 3 April 2023 | 07:53 AM
Just discovered I won’t have time for a long, deep, relaxed shit as I’d need. RUUUUUSH!!!
Sunday, 2 April 2023 | 11:51 AM
For the first time in a while today I woke up late, and I felt completely empty, no farts inside me. Pretty rare! I thought I was fine, but then some turds came. Now, that’s normal!
Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM
This morning I was climbing. As always I had to shit, and I went for it. There was nothing to hide it this time, as I shat on the bare rock. At the end of the day, while getting back to the car, my girlfriend asked me ‘where did you shit later today? I repliedContinue reading “Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM”
Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 10:32 AM
I am already out, I thought everything was okay, I was in time, but FUCK! Shit urge came! Always making me late! I guess my bowels love April’s Fool….
Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:54 AM
Just woke up hyperpositive! Huge turd on the go. This project of mine, this whole shit-blogging thing, is what I really believe in the most. I want a happy life, happy life means happy bowels, happy bowels means, positivity, positivity brings joy. And I want the best life ever. What would be nicer than livingContinue reading “Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:54 AM”
Friday, 31 March 2023 | 09:28 AM
Just thinking, why can’t every day be the same at taking a poo? Today meant no struggle at all. What prevents it to be always like that?
When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up? I am not sure, but if I picture it, I guess I wanted to become what I am now, a shit blogger. There are a lot of pictures of baby me sitting on the toilet, taking a poo. I wasn’t ableContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Thursday, 30 March 2023 | 03:47 PM
Not done here. And it smells pretty very very bad. Nothing pretty here. 😐
Thursday, 30 March 2023 | 03:23 PM
Even if I’d have preferred to do it in the morning, finally some shit came up. Actually, it’s going DOWN. Down down down the toilet. Just go, you’re free! It is deeply liberating for me as well. I freaking needed this, I spent the two hours sitting at my laptop after lunch farting a lot.Continue reading “Thursday, 30 March 2023 | 03:23 PM”
Thursday, 30 March 2023 | 10:02 AM
Despite what I’ve just told, even if you give yourself twenty minutes on the toilet, to make some poop is not obvious. Today I produced nothing Not even a fart
Wednesday, 29 March 2023 | 12:36 PM
What the hell! It was a pretty calm morning, why??? Why??? Where does this diarrhoea comes from???
Wednesday, 29 March 2023 | 08:17 AM
I believe in this thing. I basically took one of the thing I am consistent at and I am trying to make it become a fulltime job. Being a shitblogger, writing a post every time I find myself in good times for a poop, is not an easy job. I had to get used toContinue reading “Wednesday, 29 March 2023 | 08:17 AM”
How has technology changed your job? Technology is key to my job. Without it, I’d be lost. I work at my laptop every day to improve my anonymous-shitblogger activity and I use my phone for every post I publish while taking a poo. Without technology, this poop blog would never exist.
Tuesday, 28 March 2023 | 01:34 PM
A fact: I had diarrhoea this morning. Another fact: I ate some sort of filled pastry with cheese and aubergine, and tomato sauce, and a lot of oil, and a lot of butter. It was delicious. Are these two facts anyhow related? Probably So why did I eat the leftovers for lunch? Yeah, probably itContinue reading “Tuesday, 28 March 2023 | 01:34 PM”