First time on a new toilet! I am moving in a new house, everything is yet to be adjusted, get tidier, cleaned, but an official move begins with the first official shit session on the new toilet. And yeah, I am proud to announce I am taking a shit now, right from my new throne!Continue reading “Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 09:30 AM”
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Friday, 12 May 2023 | 02:45 PM
Luckily I am home-working today, I spent the last three hours farting loudly, and now I just need a shit. Uhm… I am not feeling really good…..
Friday, 12 May 2023 | 08:11 AM
Eventually I managed to exit from the bathroom, I had breakfast, yes, and pretty suddenly I just had to enter back in. Again, I am writing from my toilet. I don’t even understand what I ate exactly to get this kind of perturbation… dunno, luckily I am home-working today, and the toilet is right nextContinue reading “Friday, 12 May 2023 | 08:11 AM”
Friday, 12 May 2023 | 07:36 AM
The wine I bought for dinner was really good, but apparently it doesn’t matter how good something is, if it’s not natural, I feel the aftermath. I woke up this morning with a mild headache, and a superfast need for a shit. I’d really like to have breakfast with my girlfriend first, but I amContinue reading “Friday, 12 May 2023 | 07:36 AM”
Business plan
What is your career plan? Phase 0. Founded my blog. A simple format, a post every time I take a shit. Been doing this for almost four years now, but I gotta grow my community! I also have to diversify. That’s why, for instance, I am doing something else on my instagram, poop-tools reviews, funContinue reading “Business plan”
Thursday, 11 May 2023 | 09:01 AM
I guess I’m not the only one looking at what my poop looks like right after having it done. I just did this very thing, and everything seems firm, healthy. It’s quite necessary to understand ourselves, to look after pur health. This is the way.
Wednesday, 10 May 2023 | 08:31 AM
From great poop comes great responsibility
Tuesday, 9 May 2023 | 08:19 AM
This morning, shitting is been easier. Must be because I drank no alcohol yesterday, ate no bad stuff, only be a good boy. My bowels are happy., and my day can now begin.
Monday, 8 May 2023 | 08:31 AM
This morning I had enough time, and I’ve decided to spend half an hour on the toilet. I actually needed it! yesterday morning it was too late already, so this morning I’ve been gentle to my bowels. They are indeed happy. Happy bowels means a joyful life!
Sunday, 7 May 2023 | 05:28 PM
All right so, just to sum up, this morning I woke up late, I had to work and I couldn’t allow myself to take some minutes just for me and my bowels. Went to work, Then had some beers and a huge sandwich – remember, I am gluten intolerant – then went to the beach.Continue reading “Sunday, 7 May 2023 | 05:28 PM”
Sunday, 7 May 2023 | 07:26 AM
Even if it’s Sunday, I’ve got to work. I should have woke up one hour ago, and now I must RUUUN! What really keeps me here is shit… not ready to go. C’mon arsehole! I’m late!!!
Saturday, 6 May 2023 | 09:07 AM
I guess yesterday I had so much shit there ain’t left none this morning
Friday, 5 May 2023 | 08:17 PM
This morning I’ve decided to drink a coffee after a very long time. I’ve never been a coffee drinker, but after a few I used to drink, years ago I found out it gives me anxiety, agitation, stress, so I quitted, no more coffee, I don’t even miss it, I am way too active withoutContinue reading “Friday, 5 May 2023 | 08:17 PM”
Life direction is shit
What gives you direction in life? Shit. If I keep doing it, my life makes sense. When it will be over, my life will too. It’s easy.
Friday, 5 May 2023 | 08:06 AM
Rumbling turds, but pretty fast. My morning session is gone in a matter of seconds.
Thursday, 4 May 2023 | 08:17 AM
I love mornings like this one, when I can wake up with no alarm, have a calm breakfast, and go to the bathroom right afterwards. It’s my perfect routine. This way, my bowels fully wake up, so they’re ready to discharge the whole lot. Once they’ve done that, I wash myself and I am readyContinue reading “Thursday, 4 May 2023 | 08:17 AM”
Wednesday, 3 May 2023 | 09:04 AM
Milk and cereal always give me the right amount of energy to start the day. I am ready to go!!! But also, give me the right push for ending my morning poop! I am Ready to goooo!!!
Wednesday, 3 May 2023 | 08:29 AM
I should have had breakfast before trying to have a shit today. See you back in some minutes!
Going camping and pooping outdoor
Have you ever been camping? I practice amateur sport climbing and I go camping almost every weekend. Usually we leave on Saturday, we camp, and then go climbing on Sunday morning. Camping is real fun, it makes me feel mor in contact with nature, I can turn off my technological appliances and just enjoy myContinue reading “Going camping and pooping outdoor”
Tuesday, 2 May 2023 | 07:30 AM
I drank a lot of wine yesterday, so I expect fireworks from my arse in some minutes, bur first, let’s have some breakfast! Few preliminary turds deployed
Monday, 1 May 2023 | 10:18 AM
International Labour Day, me and my girlfriend decided to have a barbecue in the wild. I am now taking a shit, but I feel I can’t produce it all. I guess have some surprises later on…
Toilet production
When do you feel most productive? You know those moment when you just have to take a lot of poop and can’t help but staying on the toilet for dozens of minutes? That’s when I feel the most productive!
Sunday, 30 April 2023 | 10:35 AM
Random droppings out of my arsehole. I mean random just because I was expecting something more consistent. I ate pizza yesterday, again, two days in a row, so I thought I would have ended up cramping, but instead, it is a fairly normal Sunday morning. I’m happy
Favourite emojis?
What are your favorite emojis? 💩🚽
Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM
Accuracy is everything for me, and that’s why I’m reporting the second shit of the morning, just some minutes after the first. Been sitting here ages! I was about to get in the shower, but I was blocked by another diarrhoea attack! Still painful. I just wanted to deal with some stuff on my laptopContinue reading “Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM”
Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 07:27 AM
Yesterday I had pizza for dinner, and I knew it! This morning I still haven’t completely digested it, and I feel centralised abdomen pain. I know, I shouldn’t be eating that, I am gluten intolerant, and I got IBS, but how can I live without such joy? The real question is, can I survive inContinue reading “Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 07:27 AM”
A shit matter
What topics do you like to discuss? I love talking about crap, how much time one spends on the toilet, what kind of shit do they do, color, smell… Pretty much everything
Friday, 28 April 2023 | 06:24 PM
I farted through the crowd, on the road from the office to my place. Now I am taking another shit. Not that much, just a few turds. Fine enough. My weekend starts here.
Daily Prompt
When is the last time you took a risk? How did it work out? About ten minutes ago. I took a shit at the office, my boss was out for a coffee, and I was expecting diarrhoea and deafening sounds. I was really scared for what was about to happen, but in the end everythingContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Friday, 28 April 2023 | 12:37 PM
In the end I had to take a shit at the office… Luckily I had my fresh wipes always with me!
the Shy Tird 