diary – Page 36 – the Shy Tird

Monday, 26 June 2023 | 08:22 AM

Yesterday I was constipated the whole day, even though I ate a lot the day before and the day before and the day before. This morning there’s just one little turd coming. Is this real or am I still dreaming? 🤷‍♂️

Wasting time?

How do you waste the most time every day? Lol. Taking shit

Saturday, 24 June 2023 | 10:56 AM

Ok please stop! It’s the third time I’m taking a shit this morning!! Seems like I can’t drink anything anymore without feeling a wreck the morning after

I feel like a child every time I eat

Which food, when you eat it, instantly transports you to childhood? Pretty much everything. As my body react in the same way it used to when I was a child: I take a shit

Saturday, 24 June 2023 | 07:42 AM

Here I am, sitting on my toilet at quarter past early on a Saturday morning. After probably a month I went out with my friends on a Friday night, I didn’t drink much, only some beers and a drink. Nevertheless, I woke up during the night with a bad ache inside my belly. Luckily IContinue reading “Saturday, 24 June 2023 | 07:42 AM”

Friday, 23 June 2023 | 08:52 AM

Weird, after that meat feast I had for dinner, I was expecting a huge shit for this morning… Instead, just nothing! Mmmmmmmm, I am afraid of what will my day at the office be…

Best reference ever

Who is your favorite historical figure? My fav is Piero Manzoni who’s the author of Artist’s shit a piece consisting of 90 tin cans, each reportedly filled with 30 grams (1.1 oz) of faeces, and measuring 4.8 by 6.5 centimetres (1.9 in × 2.6 in), with a label in Italian, English, French, and German stating:Continue reading “Best reference ever”

Thursday, 22 June 2023 | 11:40 PM

Just eaten kilos of fresh meat. It took so much space inside me, I now have to compensate a bit… a little shit session before going to sleep will help!

Thursday, 22 June 2023 | 08:22 AM

I don’t have to worry about some days of constipation, even if I spent the weekend not taking a shit at all, after a few days I discharge till the last drop. Yeah, drop!

Wednesday, 21 June 2023 | 06:01 PM

I was about to leave the office and go back home when I felt some spike in my arsehole. Ok, I lay you here, little turd! See you tomorrow! And then I left

Wednesday, 21 June 2023 | 08:39 AM

I am now wondering why, If I feel like there’s a ton of shit inside me, I end up expelling just a few grams It’s disappointing!

I want to travel around the world

What countries do you want to visit? Every single one. I want to take at least one shit in every country!

I love my skills

What’s your favorite thing about yourself? Consistency. Both senses I shit a lot, every day,

Tuesday, 20 June 2023 | 08:49 AM

My weekend constipation is finally over! Cheers! Let’s drop some shit!

Monday, 19 June 2023 | 08:51 AM

Still not a turd

Sunday, 18 June 2023 | 08:30 PM

Just got back home. I need a shit

Sunday, 18 June 2023 | 01:08 PM

Going camping often means constipation. But I don’t care and keep eating. My arsehole is looking forward to going back home!

The oldest thing

What’s the oldest thing you own that you still use daily? My toilet

Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 08:01 PM

I couldn’t report it LIVE, but I had diarrhoea outdoor. Bye

Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 09:46 AM

Again, on the toilet again. I’m too old to drink on Friday nights

Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 08:12 AM

It’s so hot already, and the dawn wakes me up sooner than I would like, especially on a Saturday! I’m on the toilet, as always, this morning’s shit came so urgently, I didn’t even have time for breakfast! Today’s daily prompt was about describing one of my favourite moments, and I couldn’t help but describingContinue reading “Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 08:12 AM”

The moment I’m experiencing while writing

Describe one of your favorite moments. Yesterday I got out having dinner with friends, then we took something to drink at my favourite plaza. Plain and simple, I wasn’t used to it anymore, I am overwhelmed by work. I took hummus for dinner, accompanied with beer, followed by a Moscow Mule. At five in theContinue reading “The moment I’m experiencing while writing”

A lunch to be remembered

What notable things happened today? Ever since we fell in love, my girlfriend told me all about her delightful BBQ ribs. How everybody who ever tasted loved ’em. Finally she prepared it. Today was the day, at lunch. She bought some ice-cold beer to serve it with, and she set the table. Lunch was utterlyContinue reading “A lunch to be remembered”

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