Today I woke up energetic. I think I slept nicely and I recharged my batteries. This means I am ready to shiiiit! And yeah, some crap already in the hole! The day will be great!
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How to increase comfort
What strategies do you use to increase comfort in your daily life? I fart whenever is possible
Tuesday, 11 July 2023 | 10:07 PM
Now, I used to take a crap in the morning… How come I am taking it right now? This climate change is effecting my bowels too…
What the future holds?
What are you most excited about for the future? More shit
Tuesday, 11 July 2023 | 07:49 AM
Summer is definitely changing my biology a lot. I’ve been sitting on the toilet for half a hour now, but nothing got out. Must be because I had no dinner… still, I am not hungry, nor I feel like shitting 🤷♂️
Monday, 10 July 2023 | 08:58 AM
I’m not able to shit in the morning anymore. The problem is I am not eating enough, but I can’t because the heat is breaking me down. Fuck. I must survive! Just a little turd can get out
Sunday, 9 July 2023 | 09:48 AM
Since I left all of my shit outdoor, this morning I have no shit left to be done. Shame
Saturday, 8 July 2023 | 03:03 PM
I think I’ve never found a better spot for pooping outdoor. I was squatting right on top of a perfect hole between two rocks, and I was surrounded by rosemary plant, immersed in scent. So cool. And my shit was so. Cool and soft.
Saturday, 8 July 2023 | 09:32 AM
Just a few turds. It’s saturday and my bowels is too relaxed!
Friday, 7 July 2023 | 02:29 PM
Fuck, at a meeting all morning long, and the air inside me was piling. Now a little lunch, and everything exploded. A rapid shit and I am fresh. I can go back to the office.
Friday, 7 July 2023 | 08:41 AM
I’m taking a solid shit, not just stupid dried turds. real solid crap!
My major
On what subject(s) are you an authority? Shit. Of course. Crap. Stool. Faeces. Poop Stuff from my arsehol
Thursday, 6 July 2023 | 09:27 AM
Perhaps a little less constipated than last days. Welcome shit back!
Definition of romanticism
What’s your definition of romantic? Stay in the same bathroom while one takes a crap ❤️
Wednesday, 5 July 2023 | 09:10 AM
Fuck! Another day in a row of constipation! 😨 But why?!! Plz!
My worst fear!
What are you most worried about for the future? Stop taking shit for ever! 😨
Monday, 3 July 2023 | 04:10 PM
Fucking bad. BAD! I’m just having another diarrhoea attack in the middle of a webconference. I had to rush to the bathroom muting and deactivating my webcam. Worst thing is, my boss was right next to me. … I am not sure I have the courage to go back to the conference room…
Monday, 3 July 2023 | 01:11 PM
Healed? Was I? As a matter of fact I am taking gross shit at the office. At the office’s toilet! Still, I guess the noise I am producing feel like being inside the office, for the rest of the colleagues… I feel a little uncomfortable…perhaps I should have stayed home today… Oh, by the way,Continue reading “Monday, 3 July 2023 | 01:11 PM”
Monday, 3 July 2023 | 08:47 AM
First day of solid shit! I’m healed!! 😍
Sunday, 02 July 2023 | 03:00 PM
Yesterday was fucking bad, I was a wreck, diarrhoea all around and feeling weak all day long, not to mention vomiting… I lost two kilos… but today I feel great! And grateful it all passed! Or at least I thought so… I just had diarrhoea again, still liquid shit. FUCK.
Saturday, 1 July 2023 | 09:50 AM
Let’s just assume I slept a little after my diarrhoea. Yeah, diarrhoea. Yeah-diarrhoea. nice I feel like a zombie, like an inside-out sock. I feel bad. And I am again sitting on the toilet, pissing from my arsehole all over again. I feel in some Dante’s Inferno’s Circle.
Daily habits?
What are your daily habits? Lol. My blog activity is all about that! Taking as many shits as possible!
Saturday, 1 July 2023 | 03:29 AM
Woke up in the middle of the night by bad diarrhoea. But wait we’re not there (yet). The last few days I ate like no tomorrow at my girlfriend’s family. We all have been there. I almost kept every night awake. You know, indigestion… Yesterday we got back home, went to the gym and ateContinue reading “Saturday, 1 July 2023 | 03:29 AM”
Something everybody shall do every day
Are there things you try to practice daily to live a more sustainable lifestyle? Sit on the toilet for at least twenty minutes consistently, stretch out my arsehole, raise my legs on the Squatty Potry, rest. Do the body do the rest. This is the key for a sustainable and Healty life
Thursday, 29 June 2023 | 10:46 AM
Well well, I can’t say taking shit is not relaxing, but I have to work! Please, be quick!
Thursday, 29 June 2023 | 08:36 AM
Not sure if I’m awake, but sure enough I am taking some shit
Thursday, 29 June 2023 | 01:52 AM
I am at my girlfriends’ family, I feel very much welcome and everything. There’s just one little big problem. I ate dinner complimenting my mother-in-law, I ate some sweet and sour fish, and some became much, and much became FUCK I CAN’T SLEEP! And I am fucking sweating, it’s so hot in here, and soContinue reading “Thursday, 29 June 2023 | 01:52 AM”
Wednesday, 28 June 2023 | 06:55 AM
After a few days of distress, I slept fine enough, letting my body get some energy So have my bowels, which now expel turd like a machine gun! Pop-pop-pop-pop-pop!
Tuesday, 27 June 2023 | 09:42 AM
Some diarrhoea. I don’t feel good today…
Tuesday, 27 June 2023 | 06:40 AM
I’m not feeling quite fantastically. I’m sleeping poorly, and I even decided to have a BBQ for yesterday’s dinner. Now my colon is just stuck. I guess I just must wait… Until what though? My death?