Classic shit-no-shit day. It starts with a sounding fart. Breakfast. I sit on my toilet and nothing gets out. I push. A little little gets out. I fart a big fart. Nothing else gets out.
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Monday, 31 July 2023 | 01:35 PM
Another little turd before lunch. You know, I was feeling it on the verge!!
Monday, 31 July 2023 | 11:27 AM
After too many days of constipation, I came back home, take a long sleep, and I’m now ready to pop! Let’s pop! Let’s dance! I am now empty!!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh!!! FREEEEEEEEE!!!
How do I describe myself.
How would you describe yourself to someone? It’s pretty harsh. I’d say: I’m a person who takes a shit. They’d say ‘don’t anybody take a shit? How come you’re special?’ Well, I’m different, I write a post every time I take a shit. Every single time!
Sunday, 30 July 2023 | 03:26 PM
I spent the last three days organising and managing an event. I ate pizzas, meat, drank loads of water, but nope. I had no shit. Just right now, my body probably thought ‘ok, ENOUGH!’ And I’m now trying to have a shit. We’ve all been there, being away from home for some days, your arseholeContinue reading “Sunday, 30 July 2023 | 03:26 PM”
Sunday, 30 July 2023 | 07:13 AM
Never taken a shit in three days. My body is started to wondering why am I on this planet. I feel bad.
Saturday, 29 July 2023 | 06:29 AM
Constipation day 2. Yesterday I learned some meditation basics. Respiration is good for your health, and I really believe I could fight constipation with it. Unluckily, I’m not there yet. Only a few farts for me this morning. Gotta admit, it’s pretty early though….
My nickname’s story
What’s the story behind your nickname? I was taking a shit, but I was a little constipated, eventually a little turd came out. It was THE SHY TIRD!
Thursday, 27 July 2023 | 10:17 AM
I love it when I sleep richly, and I am plenty pf energy. This way I can spend optimised time on the toilet. Two pops, and I am ready to go!
Keep Healty!
What strategies do you use to maintain your health and well-being? It’s very easy! EASY! Take a shit every day! I know there are a few days you’ll be constipated, some days when you have no time to sit and shit. But it’s easier than you think! Just sit every day, rest for a while,Continue reading “Keep Healty!”
Wednesday, 26 July 2023 | 01:37 PM
Solid shit after lunch
Wednesday, 26 July 2023 | 07:48 AM
Eyes opened in slits, I eat my morning milk and cereal, while my bowels hurt. I go to the bathroom, I almost fall asleep on the toilet, but some shit, I deploy.
Tuesday, 25 July 2023 | 08:42 AM
Another day in constipation. What the fuck should I do???? Probably just eat more fruit, yeah, but I do alreadyyyyy! Oh dear! I start feeling pain from my bowels
I’d change the world
What would you change about modern society? Constipation. Is bad for everyone!
Monday, 24 July 2023 | 09:50 AM
No no no no no nO. My body is just not working. Yesterday I spent the whole day not taking any shit, now just a little stupide stone got out. FUCk!
Sunday, 23 July 2023 | 10:18 AM
IDK Why, no shit at all I thought dinner at the Indian restaurant was the easiest way…
Saturday, 22 July 2023 | 09:49 AM
‘Hello world!’ During the weekend it seems like my body resets. I could notice it from what my bowels do: A huge shit. It really seems like during the week my body is plenty of stress, so much I can’t even go easily taking a shit. I’ve been constipated for so many days during theContinue reading “Saturday, 22 July 2023 | 09:49 AM”
Friday, 21 July 2023 | 08:56 AM
Another day in constipation. It looks like I am shitting intermittently, one day yes one day no. No no no no. Not gud
Thursday, 20 July 2023 | 12:14 PM
Here comes the shit. Thus I move my workstation to the bathroom.
Thursday, 20 July 2023 | 09:56 AM
Duh, another say with no shit. This heat wave constipates me much! 🥵
Ah! The passing of time!
Which activities make you lose track of time? When I’m here on the toilet – right where I am now, I spend my time doing all sort of things to give as much time as my bowels need. I start with some language lessons on Duolingo, then I write my posts about what is myContinue reading “Ah! The passing of time!”
Tuesday, 18 July 2023 | 09:53 AM
Since Yesterday I had a very bad slumber, today I’ve decided to postpone everything I have to do, in favour of sleeping more. It was the right choice, bringing me a lot of benefits. I feel fit, energetic, happy, relaxed, and most of all, I don’t remember taking so much shit lately…
10 solid points.
List 10 things you know to be absolutely certain. 1. Shit 2. Farts 3. Diarrhoea 4. Constipation 5. Indigestion 6. Reflux 7. Smell 8. Loose crap 9. Outdoor urge. 10. Empty toilet paper roll
Monday, 17 July 2023 | 08:33 AM
Almost-immediate shit. Great morning ahead!
Sunday, 16 July 2023 | 11:08 AM
Uhm, Sunday shit means late shit
Saturday, 15 July 2023 | 12:03 PM
I should go to the beach, but I overslept and I am now shitting and sweating on the toilet. Uh! I finished here shitting, I should go to the beach!
Friday, 14 July 2023 | 03:41 AM
Well, I had a pasta dish for lunch, and after just one hour I’m here taking a shit. Coincidence? I don’t think so…
Friday, 14 July 2023 | 01:08 AM
I hate taking a shit at this time of the night, my bowels are too lazy to do anything, but I am too heavy too sleep
Old but gold
What do you think gets better with age? Poop smell
Thursday, 13 July 2023 | 08:11 AM
I begun my month without alchool. Such a nice month to di such a thing… fuck me… The thing is I was feeling bad for that, too mang bowels problems… hence no alchool for a month Now, I had a party yesterday, I sticked to my plan, no drinks. Yet, how come this morning myContinue reading “Thursday, 13 July 2023 | 08:11 AM”
the Shy Tird 