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This week has been harsh, been working for way too much time. Indeed, I am working all day also today. All right, who cares? Nobody but my bowels, which are cross, so angry they don’t allow me to take a freaking shit. C’mon! I just need some shiiit!

A kebab for lunch, and home-made tandoori-like chicken for dinner. In the morning, WIEIFFUSJAKEJFFJFJSJER A carnage in the toilet

This morning my shit is as hard as a rock. More like a diamond actually, probably not as precious…

I should have been out already, at least half an hour ago, yet, I am still on the toilet, dripping shit…

Shit at noon. I was feeling bad right before it. It was not a good Sunday until this moment, let’s say the best moment ist still due to come. Right now I am still feeling mostly bad, in this reek environment. Hope it won’t last long

I’ve probably emptied myself from the previous constipated days Smell was utterly harmful

Seems like my body just healed, after a safe and sound sleep. 7-hour slumber and a nice turd sequence after breakfast!

Finally home, finally (some) shit. It’s dark and stiff. It’s hard and I can’t sniff. Btw now I feel better

Yesterday no shit at all, this morning no shit. In the meanwhile I keep eating as always. Yesterday, I even had a pretty spicy dinner! What now? Am I going to explode? And what shall I do? I am at the office for the whole day!

It’s terrible, I had no shit today. And the worst thing of all is, I spent too much time sitting on my toilet trying, and I am late

It’s certainly been a while since I had this kind of non-stop shit. I had some (much) wine yesterday, as I met a friend who lives abroad and he’s kind of a wine expert/enthusiast, and we also had some Japanese-fusion-ish food. Well, I am now draining shit, and thing is I have to get outContinue reading “Tuesday, 14 November 2023 | 08:39 AM”

Ok, I guess I just had to wait… A LOT OF SHIT NOW. I can leave home now…

Having a shit these days, is quite difficult. I am taking too few veggies, and this is NOT GOOD!

Not much shit today

Even if I love taking shits, there are periods when I’m too excited of doing else stuff, starting the day, that I find taking shit dull. I am now in one of these periods, and this morning I can’t cope with this momentary constipation. C’mon! Hurry up!

Nice shit this morning. All the credits go to my new favourite Korean restaurant preparing a fabulous fried chicken!

It’s been a while since I had these kind of diarrhoea attacks. I had a hamburger for lunch, and I guess this is what I deserve… Loose cannons.

Even if I feel much shit inside, I can’t shit anymore… Don’t know why, even if I had Brussel’s sprouts for dinner… I am sad

A fair amount of poop in the morning meets the requirement for a nice weekend

Ok, I am now in Paris. YEEEEEY. Thing is my friend is hosting me, and right now I am at his toilet, but my arsehole just don’t want to do anything. Cross