Saturday, 13 July 2024 | 09:53 PM

Long day spent sunbathing on the rocks. We did some canoeing, some dives, I only had some rice to eat and a few beers. Well, now we’re having hamburger at a local restaurant, and I’m not so hungry, to be fair. I think I may need some shit first…. Let’s see.. ‘where’s the toilet?’ ‘rightContinue reading “Saturday, 13 July 2024 | 09:53 PM”

Saturday, 13 July 2024 | 08:39 AM

Slept poorly because of, dunno. But I had too much shit inside me. Perhaps it was my shit’s fault. Dunno. Btw I am now discharging myself. Oh yeah. And I did it! I di it! I clogged the toilet! Joking, I only broke it with one shot. Deadly, crunchy, stony shot

Friday, 12 July 2024 | 08:42 AM

I had too much to eat yesterday… now I feel like ain’t all poop got out Dunno… let’s see what the day may bring – I am thinking btw, summer vacation is coming, I kinda miss the day I go camping, taking a shit almost everywhere.. yeah… feeling so free…

Thursday, 11 July 2024 | 10:22 AM

Ok everything al right, I was lite for just 2minutes, I had to pick up my mother in law, coming just for my girlfriend’s graduation day, which is today! Yeha yeah, I’m writing another post here, because we are a little early on our roadmap, hence I have some time for SOME SHIIIIT YEAAAAHH! ItContinue reading “Thursday, 11 July 2024 | 10:22 AM”

Wednesday, 10 July 2024 | 03:29 AM

In an already compromised bowels environment, I’ve decided to say yes to my girlfriend’s proposal of having a pizza for dinner. Am I stupid? Yes. Am I awake at 3:30AM? Sure! Can’t understand though, if it’s because it’s 30ºC in here and I’m fucking dying out dry, or just because my bowels are freaking motionless.Continue reading “Wednesday, 10 July 2024 | 03:29 AM”

Monday, 8 July 2024 | 07:35 AM

Homemade burrito for dinner. We all know what it means… My gf woke up at 5AM just to rush to the toilet. Aa she got back, I couldn’t fall back asleep, something big was preventing me to… I am now on the toilet, that big stuff is now gone…

Thursday, 4 July 2024 | 08:28 AM

Not much, but a fair amount of shit makes me start the day and go to the office I don’t want to go, which I’m going to leave at the end of the month. Yeha, let’s hope with less stress also more shit comes!

Sunday, 30 June 2024 | 10:45 AM

The thing about shit is, you’ll never know what kind you’re going to get. Sometimes it’s hard and dry, sometimes it can be soft and creamy, sometimes smelly, sometimes less… There can even be times when none get out! Therefore, such a good surprise, makes you start the day with purpose and joy. Today itContinue reading “Sunday, 30 June 2024 | 10:45 AM”

Thursday, 27 June 2024 | 12:20 AM

Just finished tidying up after a dinner party with friends. My gf is on a trip to China and she’ll be back only on the weekend. Btw, my alarm is set in five hours, and I gotta get to sleep… BUT I needed just one last thing here… A little shit.

Wednesday, 26 June 2024 | 07:48 AM

What can I say? Sometimes beer really makes things better. I had one bottle of beer, just one, for dinner, this morning I was able to make some shit, easily, as simple as it should be. And it was. Nice. Thing is now, the farts imma need to hide during the day…