Long day spent sunbathing on the rocks. We did some canoeing, some dives, I only had some rice to eat and a few beers. Well, now we’re having hamburger at a local restaurant, and I’m not so hungry, to be fair. I think I may need some shit first…. Let’s see.. ‘where’s the toilet?’ ‘rightContinue reading “Saturday, 13 July 2024 | 09:53 PM”
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Saturday, 13 July 2024 | 08:39 AM
Slept poorly because of, dunno. But I had too much shit inside me. Perhaps it was my shit’s fault. Dunno. Btw I am now discharging myself. Oh yeah. And I did it! I di it! I clogged the toilet! Joking, I only broke it with one shot. Deadly, crunchy, stony shot
Friday, 12 July 2024 | 08:42 AM
I had too much to eat yesterday… now I feel like ain’t all poop got out Dunno… let’s see what the day may bring – I am thinking btw, summer vacation is coming, I kinda miss the day I go camping, taking a shit almost everywhere.. yeah… feeling so free…
Thursday, 11 July 2024 | 10:22 AM
Ok everything al right, I was lite for just 2minutes, I had to pick up my mother in law, coming just for my girlfriend’s graduation day, which is today! Yeha yeah, I’m writing another post here, because we are a little early on our roadmap, hence I have some time for SOME SHIIIIT YEAAAAHH! ItContinue reading “Thursday, 11 July 2024 | 10:22 AM”
Thursday, 11 July 2024 | 09:15 AM
I am pretty much late this morning. I am on the toilet, but I can’t give my bowels the time they deserve… Fuck No shit today, I’ve got to bring the burden with me for the whole day! ☹️
Wednesday, 10 July 2024 | 08:46 AM
Some more shit at the right time of the day makes me start the day… …even if it actually started at 3AM
Wednesday, 10 July 2024 | 03:29 AM
In an already compromised bowels environment, I’ve decided to say yes to my girlfriend’s proposal of having a pizza for dinner. Am I stupid? Yes. Am I awake at 3:30AM? Sure! Can’t understand though, if it’s because it’s 30ºC in here and I’m fucking dying out dry, or just because my bowels are freaking motionless.Continue reading “Wednesday, 10 July 2024 | 03:29 AM”
Tuesday, 9 July 2024 | 09:55 AM
More shit. Perhaps, I can leave home now…
Tuesday, 9 July 2024 | 08:17 AM
Great! Shit deployed in less then 3 seconds! Now I am plenty of time to do more stuff during the day! Oh wait… more poop coming…
Monday, 8 July 2024 | 06:46 PM
Even if I ate a dozen dried prunes, I just made it at taking some turds. My bowels is still bloating, and my life is tearing apart. Lol. Fucking chili beans!
Monday, 8 July 2024 | 07:35 AM
Homemade burrito for dinner. We all know what it means… My gf woke up at 5AM just to rush to the toilet. Aa she got back, I couldn’t fall back asleep, something big was preventing me to… I am now on the toilet, that big stuff is now gone…
Saturday, 7 July 2024 | 10:52 AM
It’s so hot I can feel my blood boiling within my veins 😮💨 I don’t know how, but I managed to make some shit, even if I have no strength whatsoever
Saturday, 6 July 2024 | 08:45 AM
Idk, I thought I needed a shit! C’mon, woke up in farts… now… NOTHING??
Friday, 5 July 2024 | 03:08 PM
I wasn’t feeling very well today, my bowels was like bloating…. Well.. now I understand…. SHIT SHIT SHIIIT DIARRHOEAAAA
Friday, 5 July 2024 | 08:47 AM
Yesterday I took so much shit that this morning my arsehole is a little compromised. It hurts! And I don’t want to shit
Thursday, 4 July 2024 | 03:54 PM
My arsehole going POP-POP
Thursday, 4 July 2024 | 08:28 AM
Not much, but a fair amount of shit makes me start the day and go to the office I don’t want to go, which I’m going to leave at the end of the month. Yeha, let’s hope with less stress also more shit comes!
Wednesday, 3 June 2024 | 07:03 PM
Got home, and I now take some shit!
Wednesday, 3 July 2024 | 09:08 AM
Constipated day. This is what I should expect the day after eating a pizza for dinner. Oh well… as long as it’s just today…. i hope
Tuesday, 2 July 2024 | 07:44 AM
Today’s shit is Smooth and easy. Thanks veggies, I need you to exist!
Monday, 1 July 2024 | 07:01 AM
I’m kinda economically struggling at the moment. Fuck, life is rough sometimes… If I could only had 10$ for every shit I made, I’d be… rich? Nah, let’s say I could survive easily 😂
Sunday, 30 June 2024 | 10:45 AM
The thing about shit is, you’ll never know what kind you’re going to get. Sometimes it’s hard and dry, sometimes it can be soft and creamy, sometimes smelly, sometimes less… There can even be times when none get out! Therefore, such a good surprise, makes you start the day with purpose and joy. Today itContinue reading “Sunday, 30 June 2024 | 10:45 AM”
Saturday, 29 June 2024 | 08:50 PM
A ton of shit
Saturday, 29 June 2024 | 08:54 AM
I should be writing more about it, but I am not able to do it at the moment. Finally taking a shit after a 3-hour car trip to home, 3-hour slumber, 3-hour clubbling, 9-hour job
Friday, 28 June 2024 | 08:07 AM
I am out for a business trip, will be here for just a few days, but you know what it’s like these days, eating just junk food, no veggy, no fruit…stressful days… I am constipated
Thursday, 27 June 2024 | 05:49 AM
Yeah, some more shit. Gross and painful. Beer.
Thursday, 27 June 2024 | 12:20 AM
Just finished tidying up after a dinner party with friends. My gf is on a trip to China and she’ll be back only on the weekend. Btw, my alarm is set in five hours, and I gotta get to sleep… BUT I needed just one last thing here… A little shit.
Wednesday, 26 June 2024 | 07:48 AM
What can I say? Sometimes beer really makes things better. I had one bottle of beer, just one, for dinner, this morning I was able to make some shit, easily, as simple as it should be. And it was. Nice. Thing is now, the farts imma need to hide during the day…
Tuesday, 25 June 2024 | 06:21 AM
No shit today:(
Monday, 24 June 2024 | 08:05 AM
It happened so fast. I didn’t even have the time for sitting on the toilet that my arsehole was spread already, extruding turds. Nice morning. I feel it!