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Just a Bruxelles sprout worth of shit

Gotta get back to some kind of routine otherwise my bowels will be compromised. It’s not that I’m constipated, but I need too much struggle… I need sport

This morning I am taking a shit sitting on my toilet, as most of the days, but there’s an uncommon sound surrounding me, sheep grazing. It’s weird how we share most of our DNA with them, and we do the same stuff every day, eat sleep shit – more or less. And yet we feelContinue reading “Saturday, 17 August 2024 | 08:27 AM”

Third shit of the day? I really need to get back into sports My whole body needs it for life

I felt more shit inside me the whole morning. I had to at least try to discharge it before lunch. Made it. Feel better

Just woke up. My belly hurts on the left-hand side. I hope It’s nothing serious…

What I did today was, sleep, shit, eat, watch Avatar, took another shit, and everything else will happen in the future. I guess we’re going to watch Avatar 2. It’s too hot to do whatever one could think of, it’s cloudy and ready to rain outside, so nothing worth doing on vacation… I’ll just stayContinue reading “Thursday, 15 August 2024 | 05:56 PM”

Is it late for my morning shit? Probably it is, but as long as it gets out, it is fine

Yesterday I had my favourite pizza for dinner. It is actually very good, but… I have troubles digestig it! In the morning, I always have half the shit, the other half I save it for later! You know, just in case! Actually it is not something I can decide, it simply stays there, burdening meContinue reading “Wednesday, 14 August 2024 | 10:07 AM”

Just got back from my friend’s father’s funeral. Yeah, life’s shit. Actually nope, this is shit, the turds I’m expelling! Life’s worth living! As long as somebody can take a shit!

Got it over pretty quick. Had much shit in the que

Keep farting bad stuff

You know, diarrhoea never comes when you need it. I woke up burdened but no will of taking a shit was in place. I had to eat all of the dried prunes I had left in the shelf to stimulate my bowels. Fuck yeah, it worked!!

You know, another good thing of being on vacation for me is that I can switch off, unplug from my whole stressful life, I can smoke my joint and be as slow as I want, chilling with no worries at all. Yeah, but how does it fit into my topic? I didn’t have time toContinue reading “Saturday, 10 August 2024 | 08:20 PM”

I love vacations…I am spending the whole evening sweating even if I stay here laying down on my bed, FARTING. Nice, my bowels is not working

There’s no time for morning shit, gotta get my cat vaccinated. See you later toilet!

Okay, I didn’t even drink much… I brought my visiting friend at my favourite local Indian restaurant, we has some beers and I took some curry Lamb, but I felt ok. We then had a custom made drink with gin and ginger, and we ger back home. I mean, not a naughty life is it?Continue reading “Friday, 9 August 2024 | 09:39 AM”

This morning’s turd is kinda spiky. It stung my arsehole. That was the only amount of shit I was able to produce, pointless

Oh shit. OH SHIT! Oh damn what a shit. I mean, shit is not even that great, but the pain…. IS PAINFUL! Also… also the smell is terrible. And I am at the office.

Back on the toilet after my interrupted slumber. There’s more shit. Yes. But there’s less of me

Just arrived at the crag after long time… Good old habits never die. As I put on the harness, some very common feeling reaches my bowels. Flash-forward after 2 minutes, I am squatting, pantless, crouching and crapping mid air. Some wipes later, I can now rejoin my friends for a good climbing

One day camping… we had some meat barbecued, drank beer, had a lot to eat. HOW COME I CAN’T SHIT IN THE MORNING??? Am cross. 😡

There’s not much to say about it… I can’t have a shit. Everything is clogged. Idk, I woke up at 6:30 AM and went for a dive early in the morning. It was great, even if I didn’t manage to swim… then I had breakfast. Why can’t I make a shit is a mystery… myContinue reading “Saturday, 3 August 2024 | 10:11 AM”

So… no shit this morning? Better to make it at the office right after lunch! After all this is my last day… I just want it to be memorable!💩