Tuesday, 14 May 2024 | 08:15 AM

Even if the night was long and didn’t bring any news, Not even any shit… right now I’m able to lay a huge turd. Nice and satisfying. Now, WHY couldn’t you just do it last night, instead of keeping me awake?? JESUS!

Tuesday, 14 May 2024 | 03:13 AM

Am on the toilet. My cat lying right next to me, she’s trying to sleep. Me? Trying to understand what’s going on with my bowels .-. I don’t understand what was it, the chickpeas I had for dinner, or the Gin&Tonic. What’s keeping me awake? 🙁...

Monday, 13 May 2024 | 09:31 PM

I made dinner. Was lively talking with my gf. Gotta shit. Gin tonic (accompanying our dinner kicked in). ‘Sorry! 5 minutes!’ I clicked on my Casio starting the timer. I sit, I push, I fart. I also take the shit. It only took 20 seconds. Why did I say 5...

Monday, 13 May 2024 | 08:24 AM

The week begins perfectly when you spend your Sunday at home with your partner, go to sleep early, sleeping enough, waking up being relaxed, and plenty of energy. All of this is not enough, of you don’t take a shit! And I just did it! A loooong turd, expelled in...