Tag Archives: diarrhoea

Saturday, 1 July 2023 | 09:50 AM

Let’s just assume I slept a little after my diarrhoea. Yeah, diarrhoea. Yeah-diarrhoea. nice I feel like a zombie, like an inside-out sock. I feel bad. And I am again sitting on the toilet, pissing from my arsehole all over again. I feel in some Dante’s Inferno’s Circle.

Saturday, 1 July 2023 | 03:29 AM

Woke up in the middle of the night by bad diarrhoea. But wait we’re not there (yet). The last few days I ate like no tomorrow at my girlfriend’s family. We all have been there. I almost kept every night awake. You know, indigestion… Yesterday we got back home, went to the gym and ateContinue reading “Saturday, 1 July 2023 | 03:29 AM”

Saturday, 24 June 2023 | 07:42 AM

Here I am, sitting on my toilet at quarter past early on a Saturday morning. After probably a month I went out with my friends on a Friday night, I didn’t drink much, only some beers and a drink. Nevertheless, I woke up during the night with a bad ache inside my belly. Luckily IContinue reading “Saturday, 24 June 2023 | 07:42 AM”

Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 08:12 AM

It’s so hot already, and the dawn wakes me up sooner than I would like, especially on a Saturday! I’m on the toilet, as always, this morning’s shit came so urgently, I didn’t even have time for breakfast! Today’s daily prompt was about describing one of my favourite moments, and I couldn’t help but describingContinue reading “Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 08:12 AM”

The moment I’m experiencing while writing

Describe one of your favorite moments. Yesterday I got out having dinner with friends, then we took something to drink at my favourite plaza. Plain and simple, I wasn’t used to it anymore, I am overwhelmed by work. I took hummus for dinner, accompanied with beer, followed by a Moscow Mule. At five in theContinue reading “The moment I’m experiencing while writing”

A lunch to be remembered

What notable things happened today? Ever since we fell in love, my girlfriend told me all about her delightful BBQ ribs. How everybody who ever tasted loved ’em. Finally she prepared it. Today was the day, at lunch. She bought some ice-cold beer to serve it with, and she set the table. Lunch was utterlyContinue reading “A lunch to be remembered”

Saturday, 10 June 2023 | 09:26 AM

Yesterday I improvised a weird lunch, rice with lardons, courgettes, onions, carrots. I don’t know why, but my girlfriend had diarrhoea the whole evening. Weird, because it’s me suffering the whole time! This time NOTHING AT ALL. I was a little afraid of the shit from this morning, but I gotta admit it’s fairly normal.Continue reading “Saturday, 10 June 2023 | 09:26 AM”

Friday, 9 June 2023 | 08:12 AM

Here’s the most recent story with my bowels as protagonist. The day before yesterday, I had a dinner with friends, some prepared a space cake, of which I ate three pieces. The last time I ate three pieces as well, and I felt almost nothing, this time I felt the most stoned I’ve ever felt.Continue reading “Friday, 9 June 2023 | 08:12 AM”

Wednesday, 31 May 2023 | 08:01 AM

As I had breakfast with my girlfriend everything seemed nice, she gets out earlier than me, so as she got in the bathroom, I started to feel the cramps. BAAAABYY! PLEEEASE! HOW LONG WILL YOU TAKE? In the background was playing ‘I’m going to explode, like atomic booooomb’ by William Onyeabor Neat.

Monday, 29 May 2023 | 08:09 AM

I am finishing house moving, so I am not getting out much lately, no fast foods, no outdoor shitting, nothing really uncommon. I had a couple of beers with my gf yesterday, and this morning I feel a little evil in my arsehole A welcoming monday!

Monday, 22 May 2023 | 03:31 PM

Pretty normal for me, just came back from one-week trip. I can’t say I took no shit while travelling, the thing is it doesn’t matter! I still had a lot to deploy, and I just did it. I ate my lunch, did the dishes, but as I was finishing, I felt like I would haveContinue reading “Monday, 22 May 2023 | 03:31 PM”

Top fruits for a powerful shit

List your top 5 favorite fruits. 5. Figs. Just try and eat ten figs straight from the tree in mid-summer. You won’t regret it, but you’ll be light as a feather afterwards! 4. Orange. You gotta stay strong and healthy for being able to push as hard as possible! 3. Lemon. Like orange, but IContinue reading “Top fruits for a powerful shit”

Monday, 15 May 2023 | 08:31 AM

Yesterday I had dinner at 10:30 PM, it was really too late for that fish specialty my girlfriend’s great auntie prepared for us, too late for such a heavy meal. In fact, I had nightmares the whole night, and now I am deploying what’s left of those shitty dreams I had. They also smell aContinue reading “Monday, 15 May 2023 | 08:31 AM”

Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 01:56 PM

I am in the middle of lunch with my girlfriend and my parents. It is the first time they meet. I shall be there, supporting my girlfriend, she is a little nervous of this precious moment, how can I blame her? Instead, I had to rush to the bathroom, why on earth didn’t I stopContinue reading “Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 01:56 PM”

Friday, 12 May 2023 | 08:11 AM

Eventually I managed to exit from the bathroom, I had breakfast, yes, and pretty suddenly I just had to enter back in. Again, I am writing from my toilet. I don’t even understand what I ate exactly to get this kind of perturbation… dunno, luckily I am home-working today, and the toilet is right nextContinue reading “Friday, 12 May 2023 | 08:11 AM”