Tag Archives: diarrhoea

Monday, 15 April 2024 | 08:45 AM

After 10-15 minutes of constipated Cuckoo turd, getting its head out and hiding back again, keeping pushing and pushing, it finally made its way out! Followed by its smaller brothers, looking more like a kind of gang protecting their boss. Btw everything was hard as metals

Saturday, 13 April 2024 | 05:36 AM

I don’t know what to say… Everything was going nicely, I only needed some more time to sleep for the whole week, and finally I could rest a little bit more on a Saturday. Nope, woke up at 04:40 sweating, my whole body telling me not to sleep, I couldn’t sleep at all indeed. What’sContinue reading “Saturday, 13 April 2024 | 05:36 AM”

Wednesday, 10 April 2024 | 09:33 PM

You know that classic moment when you’re at the gym and you desperately need a shit and you just fart and the smell si so terrible that you have to escape, pretending you did nothing…. Yeah…. just like that Luckily I’m now home, safe and SOUND! Yeah, more like a noise splashing and squirting toiletContinue reading “Wednesday, 10 April 2024 | 09:33 PM”

Tuesday, 9 April 2024 | 08:02 AM

Feels like my bowels forgot about yesterday’s constipation, and didn’t even try to recover the loss. Just normal turds this morning. Well ok, bat where did my turds go yesterday? Can’t they just evaporate! Can they??

Sunday, 7 April 2024 | 09:14 AM

Taking a shit this morning is being deeply painful. Deep, because bowels are deep inside. Bowels are also very long, and the pain spread all around. Luckily imma staying home all day, I will have my toilet right next to me… Diarrhoea makes the day

Friday, 5 April 2024 | 08:23 AM

Seems like these days I am not farting at all. This is well weird… I am used to fart alla around, whatever the time is, wherever I find myself at. Nope. None for three days in a row. Is it because I haven’t been drinking for one week? Is it because I am resting afterContinue reading “Friday, 5 April 2024 | 08:23 AM”

Tuesday, 2 April 2024 | 08:27 AM

Yeah, I know, it hasn’t passed much since my last post, that is to say, it hasn’t passed much since my last poop, but everybody knows diarrhoea, don’t they? Fuck! It hurts! Luckily I felt the second go just before leaving the house…..

Tuesday, 2 April 2024 | 08:19 AM

As always happens when you don’t take enough shit for two or more days, you end up having rough shit all at once. This time is even more difficult to me, since my sciatica hasn’t healed yet… Even pushing hard for some shit hurts a lot!!

First thing in the morning

What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like? Lol. First hour? Let’s say it takes me thirty minutes to have my milk and cereal for breakfast, then I jump to the bathroom and I take as much as thirty minutes taking a shit. It’s not that I spendContinue reading “First thing in the morning”

Saturday, 30 March 2024 | 07:28 AM

It’s early in the morning, it’s Saturday, and I am already on the toilet crafting some shit. There’s a news though! Today’s the very first day my girlfriend joins the loo while I’m taking a poo! So lovely! You know, we’re both late, and none of us could stand waiting outside! Gotta admit, my bowelsContinue reading “Saturday, 30 March 2024 | 07:28 AM”

Friday, 29 March 2024 | 06:41 PM

I’m on a business trip, we’re building the stage for a concert, all of us has their own apartment, but only my boss’ is the closest to the venue. I’ve got his keys, and desperately need a sheet from this morning. There’s not much else to say… just do the math

Thursday, 28 March 2024 | 07:42 AM

Ok this is the day. Like yesterday, and the day before, and tomorrow, I hope… I take a shit! Self-accomplishment day is every day! A fair amount of poop in the morning eases life, gives you self-confidence, reliability and a spread anus!

Sunday, 24 March 2024 | 10:10 PM

Btw, I forgot to report one peculiar shit I had today… I was just warming up, bouldering outdoor with friends, when sciatica shot me. What does back-pain have to deal with shit? Well I kept bouldering, and the urge for a shit grew and grew. Well well, on the road back home we had toContinue reading “Sunday, 24 March 2024 | 10:10 PM”