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Seldom, poop comes easily and rapidly, and leaves a lot of time for the rest of your day!

Burrito for lunch. Homemade! Shit in the afternoon. Homerun!

Just utter constipation

Yesterday I had a sushi burrito for lunch, plenty of sauces, spicy, with fried prawns, for dinner I had a hamburger, yeah, and I had nightmares all night long. Some people could consume this kind of food every day at every time, but my body can’t. Yeah. Now I’m on the toilet, constipated. Cross 😡

Freaking drowsy today, I guess it’s a Monday… Even if I had some shit done, it seems like I didn’t make enough

Taking a shit is relieving. Especially when you had two gin drinks the night before. Might choice, taking a shit☝️

On the toilet. Something like 7-8 turds underneath my arse. They’re 1-inch long. I don’t feel satisfied

Tell me bowels, why am I taking so much shit this morning? Couldn’t you make more yesterday? So I don’r have to stay half an hour sitting on the toilet this morning? Duh

Difficult shit this morning. Also because it is not morning time anymore…

I don’t know what to say, I am shocked! Only half an inch of a turd! Fuck! I’m ruined! How can I survive the day?

Can’t think, gotta take as much shit as I can. Not much shit. I am starting to think I will be taking shit during the day then… Or maybe only some farts… even worse…

Little turd, ignore it, it’s not the shit you were waiting for 😦

As I expected this morning I sit in constipation. Turds get out aimlessly, one by one, little by little as they’re little as a little pebble. Bonus: I washed my hair before taking a shit, so my shit session is gladden by water drops falling from my head randomly, they’re fresh and a little annoying,Continue reading “Saturday, 27 April 2024 | 08:28 AM”

Simple shit, medium rare, 2.4 inches. Just to keep my daily streak

Nice, taking shit this late time a day. I’m on a 2-day vacation plus weekend and I can now be relaxed enough to take as much shit as I want! Not much really, but hard, yeah, hard and soft at the same time! Soft relaxed hard life!

Constipated morning. The day doesn’t begin well- oh wait! A little turd popped out

What the fuck? Did this tird get out of my arsehole? I really needed that though… Monday can’t begin without getting rid of the juicy sour weekend

Ok then, stag party of a friend. Here I am on this hotel’s toilet, with just a couple of hours sleep, straining to have a shit. Why do I have ti strain though? It’s just a shit, and I even drank yesterday, so what the fuck? Why don’t I shit a lot all at once?Continue reading “Sunday, 21 April 2024 | 07:20 AM”

Whatever happens, imma be taking a shit around this time every day. I mean, even if there’s a war coming, right, I can accept it – but don’t approve it – but I will meed time to take a shit

Probably I emptied my whole bowels now. I still had preferred to do all my shit night now, not waking up at 4:30 AM for the first load…

Ok, I donated blood yesterday morning. I ate a lot. I’m always a lot hungry when I donate… You know, nutrients and stuff to be reintegrated…. I drank a lot of water too… and a couple of beers. Now, beers probably haven’t been the best idea, but I’ve also had a good Indian dinner. Fulfilling.Continue reading “Wednesday, 17 April 2024 | 05:29 AM”