Tuesday, 8 August 2023 | 08:14 AM

My morning shit is kind of poor. Must be because I had diarrhoea yesterday… Anyways, that seems like a good excuse to abuse lunch!

Monday, 7 August 2023 | 09:21 AM

Yesterday I had fried stuff for dinner. Heavy but delicious. I spent the night farting and keep waking up. Horrible. But the smell of my shit is more horrible!