Friday, 18 August 2023 | 10:34 AM

That haemorrhoid is still there, but shrinking, luckily. With this taken into account, I think I crossed the line of non-return. I’ve always taken shits squatting on the toilet as much as I could, until something got out. I believe this will just stay in the...

Wednesday, 16 August 2023 | 08:59 AM

Great! I feel shit coming, but even if I am sit leg-spread on the toilet…. I CAN’T! For the first time in my life, I have haemorrhoids 🙁

Tuesday, 15 August 2023 | 08:55 AM

First things first, some huge turds. Got it. This is my third day camping, third day on holiday, third day of fun, third day of tirds, coming from acohol. Just got another one out! Ain’t feel nice… In just ten minutes I squeezed myself out, and the toilet...

Sunday, 13 August 2023 | 09:10 AM

I’ve been sitting on the toilet for more than thirty minutes now, I think I deployed everything I needed. I am pretty satisfied. Today I am leaving for a trip of one week, the sole holiday I could spare this year, hence I want to be free – at least the...