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It’s too hot, and My shit was totally disappointing

These are my last days at the office. Idk… is this info vital? Probably not. I am having diarrhoea at the moment. I ate hummus with my boss. We do this from time to time… the effect is not always this…. but today my bowels decided to get more irritated. Yeah. Shit is almost fluid,Continue reading “Wednesday, 31 July 2024 | 03:57 PM”

Had breakfast. Milk and cereals. Second poop.

I just love it… waking up, a little cuddle to my cat…sitting down on the toilet, breathing calmly… A MASSIVE SHIT GETTING OUT OF MY ARSEHOLE!!!! I feel good

Back home. Finally shit. It’s bad. I feel better. Wait, I WILL feel better, only after this painful stuff

I woke up at 5, spent some minutes farting on the toilet, but you know, nothing happened. Had breakfast, got back to the toilet, where I am now. Nothing happened. Nothing’s happening! Sad. I’m sad.

As I mentioned earlier, I skipped one day of shit. My bowels was not in-sync, and I spent the whole day on a charter boat with my friends… Just guess any of them on what was the worst part of the day: they all going to answer: my farts. Finally, now that I’m home, IContinue reading “Sunday, 28 July 2024 | 08:28 PM”

Had no shit yesterday? Yeah, why not to take it over today? Nope. I mean, get over with it! Nope Cmon…. Just a pebble. More like a stone… hell, it was heavy…. But I feel a lot of shit is still inside!!

Friday night party? I woke up late, I didn’t have shit. I don’t know, I don’t even feel so bad… Feel burdenede

Taking a shit today was nice and easy… Sure… Well it was! At least for the part I was able to make this morning… but I think I will be called back at noon …

I was just having a normal wee… when I felt something bigger. BOOM. And it’s out!

Keep taking a shit every day, you won’t regret it! You’ll be late some times, but at least your bowels will trust you! Yeah, they feel trust in their guts. Ok, my shit is done here, I can stop writing trifles

As you know, it is not easy to take a shit during the summer for me… it is even more difficult when I’m finally getting into it, and my girlfriend pounds at the door, because she urges it… Man, I needed rest! Gotta finish sooner now… I’m going to burden myself for the rest ofContinue reading “Tuesday, 23 July 2024 | 08:25 AM”

Welcome to the beginning of the vacation season, where I can already feel the summer vacation coming and I already feel relaxed and calm… You know what else feels calm? My bowels. Yeah, so calm I can’t even shit freely, constipation is daily basis, and pushing and pulling becomes a must. Fuck. Btw, in theContinue reading “Sunday, 21 July 2024 | 09:54 AM”

Now some shit has been deployed. Does it only happen to me? I find more difficulties to shit during the summer 🥲

Am constipated this morning… Yesterday I had Indian lunch and Chinese dinner… how much veggie was there? NONE

More than a feeling… more than a shiiit! This is my song. The song of my arsehole. Oh shit. That Indian dinner was spicier than expected

Well, did I say my shit wasn’t spicy this morning? Shoulda waited till noon. Yeah. My office is doomed!

Oversleeping is not that bad, especially when you spend one hour awake in the middle of the night, burning alive for the heat.a I ate a spicy Indian dish for dinner… but you know, my shit was not that sharp this morning… Hard, yeah, it was just hard

Having a little trouble taking a shit today