Saturday, 23 December 2023 | 07:09 AM

C’mon! It was just pizza and two pints of beer! Now my cheeks can’t detach from the toilet :/ And it hurts! It hurts a lot! I mean, not that drama, I know, but WHY DOES TAKING A SHIT HAS TO HURT THIS MUCH??

Tuesday, 19 December 2023 | 08:15 AM

I should find new original ways to describe my poop. This time is actually special, but it’s difficult. It’s kind of hard with soft insides. The deeper it goes, the softer it gets, the smellier it gets!