Tuesday, 6 February 2024 | 07:14 AM

Chili beans for dinner? Spicy dreams at night. Hefty fireworks in the morning. I banished my girlfriend from the bathroom. More to say? You should just experience what I’m living right now, the sound and smell would be more than...

Monday, 5 February 2024 | 08:20 AM

Devilish lashes our of my arses. Actually it is just one, but feels like taking more shit from more than one arsehole. Idk, perhaps it’s just me being weird

Sunday, 4 February 2024 | 01:06 PM

At my parents’ for Sunday lunch. Actually, at my parent’s toilet, for my bonus shit, BEFORE Sunday lunch. Great. Always comfortable to shit on the toilet you grew up

Friday, 2 February 2024 | 08:05 AM

I don’t know if this happens only to me, but often in the morning, right after breakfast, there’s me doing the dishes in the kitchen and my partner in the bathroom doing her things. As striking as a thunder, suddenly some shit pile inside my bowels,...