Wednesday, 31 July 2024 | 03:57 PM

These are my last days at the office. Idk… is this info vital? Probably not. I am having diarrhoea at the moment. I ate hummus with my boss. We do this from time to time… the effect is not always this…. but today my bowels decided to get more...

Wednesday, 31 July 2024 | 08:10 AM

I just love it… waking up, a little cuddle to my cat…sitting down on the toilet, breathing calmly… A MASSIVE SHIT GETTING OUT OF MY ARSEHOLE!!!! I feel good

Tuesday, 30 July 2024 | 08:40 AM

Just woke up. Went to the bathroom with sand paper eyes, sweat all over my body, not much on my brain. Just instinct. I sit on the toilet and have a wee. I pee. A fart gets out. I keep peeing. Another fart. Pee. Fart. More farts. My brains wake up a little, asking...