Friday, 19 January 2024 | 11:16 PM

You know, when it’s Friday, you drink and eat as nothing matters to you, and you end up shitting at you’re favourite Japanese restaurant, wishing you never drank so much Taking as much shit as you can

Being a good leader

What makes a good leader? Surely enough, if you take bigger shit than others, then showing it to your people, you’re going to inspire them. Hence, making you their leader. This is certain.

The secret of a long life

What are your thoughts on the concept of living a very long life? Give as much time as possible to your bowels. Take your time, take your shit, rest in peace

My billboard

If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say? ‘Take a shit with me’

When the morning comes…

Are you more of a night or morning person? Definitely a morning person! Waking up at dawn, plenty of energy, having breakfast, tidy up the house and HAVE A SHIIIIIIT! Yeah, my arsehole routine is now set!