Saturday, 8 June 2024 | 08:54 AM

Had dinner at an Indian restaurant. I replied ‘spicy’ to the waiter. I am not sure I regret it, because in the end I slept nicely… Sure, I am now taking a very spicy shit, but, you know, it was good, and even my arsehole is appreciating it…...

The best chocolate bar

Describe your dream chocolate bar. This is not the very best thing to question to a poop blogger. I write a post every time I take a shit, so I only talk about turds. Many surpass my dream’s

First thing in the morning

What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like? Lol. First hour? Let’s say it takes me thirty minutes to have my milk and cereal for breakfast, then I jump to the bathroom and I take as much as thirty minutes taking a shit....