As I had breakfast with my girlfriend everything seemed nice, she gets out earlier than me, so as she got in the bathroom, I started to feel the cramps. BAAAABYY! PLEEEASE! HOW LONG WILL YOU TAKE? In the background was playing ‘I’m going to explode, like atomic booooomb’ by William Onyeabor Neat.
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My religion?
Do you practice religion? Sure! My, myself is the sole God I believe into, the entire reality as I experience it, comes through my senses, hence through my mind.
Shitting before the internet
Do you remember life before the internet? Yeah, I used to read all the can I could find around me in the bathrooms I took shits. Those times are gone! Culture is gone!
Monday, 29 May 2023 | 08:09 AM
I am finishing house moving, so I am not getting out much lately, no fast foods, no outdoor shitting, nothing really uncommon. I had a couple of beers with my gf yesterday, and this morning I feel a little evil in my arsehole A welcoming monday!
My shitty legacy
What is the legacy you want to leave behind? Once I become THE shitfluencer, The One everybody refers to when telling all about shit stories, pooping methods, tools used to help with, I will be power. My legacy will be thus power. the shit poweer!
The cold constipates me
How do you feel about cold weather? Yeah, while heat gives me diarrhoea, cold constipates me Harsh life… Am I the only one?
Home work
How do you balance work and home life? I work from my toilet. I have a perfectly balanced life.
The oldest thing I am wearing today
What’s the oldest things you’re wearing today? My face.
Win or loose
Are you a leader or a follower? I am certainly a leader. I’m trustworthy and I lead without being bossy. I am the leader of my shit kingdom! I win while I loose shit. Ouch.
Top fruits for a powerful shit
List your top 5 favorite fruits. 5. Figs. Just try and eat ten figs straight from the tree in mid-summer. You won’t regret it, but you’ll be light as a feather afterwards! 4. Orange. You gotta stay strong and healthy for being able to push as hard as possible! 3. Lemon. Like orange, but IContinue reading “Top fruits for a powerful shit”
Freedom means being Nature
What does freedom mean to you? To shit outdoor
Hatred
What public figure do you disagree with the most? Donald Crap
Business plan
What is your career plan? Phase 0. Founded my blog. A simple format, a post every time I take a shit. Been doing this for almost four years now, but I gotta grow my community! I also have to diversify. That’s why, for instance, I am doing something else on my instagram, poop-tools reviews, funContinue reading “Business plan”
Live performance
What was the last live performance you saw? Some days ago, when I was taking a shit in front of a mirror.
Favourite poop brands
What are your favorite brands and why? Since I have a poop blog I must report what my favourite makers are. Kleenex is my top one, cleaning paper, tissues, wipes, simply the best, trustworthy brand I rely on. Followed by Squatty Potty, which I discovered only recently. I think they do an accurate job designingContinue reading “Favourite poop brands”
Life direction is shit
What gives you direction in life? Shit. If I keep doing it, my life makes sense. When it will be over, my life will too. It’s easy.
My favourite quote
Do you have a quote you live your life by or think of often? The only one who’s really judging you is yourself. Nobody Else. From Tame Impala’s Alter Ego I have a poop blog, I write a post every time I take a shit. People would judge? No, only me can, and I loveContinue reading “My favourite quote”
Going camping and pooping outdoor
Have you ever been camping? I practice amateur sport climbing and I go camping almost every weekend. Usually we leave on Saturday, we camp, and then go climbing on Sunday morning. Camping is real fun, it makes me feel mor in contact with nature, I can turn off my technological appliances and just enjoy myContinue reading “Going camping and pooping outdoor”
Toilet production
When do you feel most productive? You know those moment when you just have to take a lot of poop and can’t help but staying on the toilet for dozens of minutes? That’s when I feel the most productive!
Favourite emojis?
What are your favorite emojis? 💩🚽
A shit matter
What topics do you like to discuss? I love talking about crap, how much time one spends on the toilet, what kind of shit do they do, color, smell… Pretty much everything
Friday, 28 April 2023 | 06:24 PM
I farted through the crowd, on the road from the office to my place. Now I am taking another shit. Not that much, just a few turds. Fine enough. My weekend starts here.
Daily Prompt
When is the last time you took a risk? How did it work out? About ten minutes ago. I took a shit at the office, my boss was out for a coffee, and I was expecting diarrhoea and deafening sounds. I was really scared for what was about to happen, but in the end everythingContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Daily Prompt
What makes you nervous? Most of all, when I am sitting on the toilet, I feel shit inside me, but somehow I can’t expel it. This brings me a lot of stress, because then I have to do stuff, meet people, stay indoor, and I have to keep my stupid farts, generating more stress!!
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How do you unwind after a demanding day? I go to the toilet, rest, have a poop.
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How do you use social media? Just to promote my shit. Literally. I write posts every time I take a shit on my blog, and I used to post every single post on my Insta. Nowadays I changed strategy, now I am re-managing my Instagram account talking about bowels health, historical and funny shit stuff,Continue reading “Daily Prompt”
Daily Prompt
Jot down the first thing that comes to your mind. Fart
Thursday, 20 April 2023 | 11:30 AM
Harsh condition for my bowels. Another shockingly bad shit. I need a diet now.
Daily Prompt
What place in the world do you never want to visit? Why? My toilet when I poop, right after I left it. I won’t ever go back inside!!!
Daily Prompt
Describe a positive thing a family member has done for you. When I was a child, I already used to spend dozens of minutes on the toilet, taking a shit was already fun for me, I used to talk and to think, and to play, and to shit! My father has more or less theContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
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