Monday, 26 August 2024 | 12:14 AM

Friend night. This means compromises. One of my friends decided to go to Burger King, I was against. It’s unethical for me. It’s against my moral. The other friend said ok. Fine. Let’s go. Just got back home. Well. Guess what…. Am sitting on...

Thursday, 22 August 2024 | 10:01 AM

You know, vacations annoy me after a while… The reason is because I need some routine, a healthy diet, more water, less alcohol, and MORE SHIT! This morning I feel I left half a ton of shit inside me, after a ton deployed. But it’s just a feeling,...

Drive the change

What change, big or small, would you like your blog to make in the world? As a literal shit blogger, I often think about what the future of my words could bring. I’d really like to inspire people about environmental problems, I mean, I’ll never stop...

Tuesday, 30 July 2024 | 08:40 AM

Just woke up. Went to the bathroom with sand paper eyes, sweat all over my body, not much on my brain. Just instinct. I sit on the toilet and have a wee. I pee. A fart gets out. I keep peeing. Another fart. Pee. Fart. More farts. My brains wake up a little, asking...