The cold constipates me

How do you feel about cold weather? Yeah, while heat gives me diarrhoea, cold constipates me :/ Harsh life… Am I the only one?

Home work

How do you balance work and home life? I work from my toilet. I have a perfectly balanced life.

Win or loose

Are you a leader or a follower? I am certainly a leader. I’m trustworthy and I lead without being bossy. I am the leader of my shit kingdom! I win while I loose shit. Ouch.

Top fruits for a powerful shit

List your top 5 favorite fruits. 5. Figs. Just try and eat ten figs straight from the tree in mid-summer. You won’t regret it, but you’ll be light as a feather afterwards! 4. Orange. You gotta stay strong and healthy for being able to push as hard as...