Wednesday, 31 May 2023 | 08:01 AM

As I had breakfast with my girlfriend everything seemed nice, she gets out earlier than me, so as she got in the bathroom, I started to feel the cramps. BAAAABYY! PLEEEASE! HOW LONG WILL YOU TAKE? In the background was playing ‘I’m going to explode, like...

My religion?

Do you practice religion? Sure! My, myself is the sole God I believe into, the entire reality as I experience it, comes through my senses, hence through my mind.

Shitting before the internet

Do you remember life before the internet? Yeah, I used to read all the can I could find around me in the bathrooms I took shits. Those times are gone! Culture is gone!

Monday, 29 May 2023 | 08:09 AM

I am finishing house moving, so I am not getting out much lately, no fast foods, no outdoor shitting, nothing really uncommon. I had a couple of beers with my gf yesterday, and this morning I feel a little evil in my arsehole :/ A welcoming monday!

My shitty legacy

What is the legacy you want to leave behind? Once I become THE shitfluencer, The One everybody refers to when telling all about shit stories, pooping methods, tools used to help with, I will be power. My legacy will be thus power. the shit poweer!