Wednesday, 28 June 2023 | 06:55 AM

After a few days of distress, I slept fine enough, letting my body get some energy So have my bowels, which now expel turd like a machine gun! Pop-pop-pop-pop-pop!

Monday, 26 June 2023 | 08:22 AM

Yesterday I was constipated the whole day, even though I ate a lot the day before and the day before and the day before. This morning there’s just one little turd coming. Is this real or am I still dreaming? 🤷‍♂️

Wasting time?

How do you waste the most time every day? Lol. Taking shit

I feel like a child every time I eat

Which food, when you eat it, instantly transports you to childhood? Pretty much everything. As my body react in the same way it used to when I was a child: I take a shit

Saturday, 24 June 2023 | 07:42 AM

Here I am, sitting on my toilet at quarter past early on a Saturday morning. After probably a month I went out with my friends on a Friday night, I didn’t drink much, only some beers and a drink. Nevertheless, I woke up during the night with a bad ache inside my...