The true Joy

What brings a tear of joy to your eye? That little turd laying on the bottom of my toilet, after a long straining session in constipation times

Why I do this

Why do you blog? To keep track of how much shit do I make.

Feeling good

How are you feeling right now? I am overwhelmed by the amount of shit I’m dealing with. I mean, literally, on the toilet, a lot of crap I wasn’t able to deploy yesterday. …and I’m feeling good!

Describing myself again

How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you? Just breath and listen, I am taking a shit. That’s what I do. Take shits and write posts about them. Yeah. i am the shit-f***ing-king! Lol