Tuesday, 19 September 2023 | 03:20 PM

Oh nice! I had lunch with my friend in Milan at a Chinese-Latino restaurant. He was the one choosing it. Just a hour for a quick life-recap, then he had to go back to work. He gently lent me his house’s keys and I went to his place. First things first, I had to...

Being a leader…

Do you see yourself as a leader? Sure! I lead my turds to the bottom of the toiler!

Thursday, 14 September 2023 | 08:03 AM

I’m having a little trouble taking a shit this morning. The thing is yesterday I ate too late for dinner, and this morning my bowels are not ready yet. They’re intermitting turds.

Grudging

Are you holding a grudge? About? I should have gave more time to my bowels this morning… Now I’m holding hazardous farts at work 🥺