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Daily Prompt

What makes you nervous? Most of all, when I am sitting on the toilet, I feel shit inside me, but somehow I can’t expel it. This brings me a lot of stress, because then I have to do stuff, meet people, stay indoor, and I have to keep my stupid farts, generating more stress!!

Tuesday, 25 April 2023 | 07:52 AM

Back on my Squatty Potty, I am trying to understand if it actually easies my shats. This morning’s poop is consistent, yesterday I had a burger for lunch, and just a beer for dinner, I already knew my bowels would have disapproved it, so it is the perfect moment to try it out! At theContinue reading “Tuesday, 25 April 2023 | 07:52 AM”

Monday, 24 April 2023 | 08:21 PM

Just finished working. Today I had to keep up some underdeveloped stuff. You know what was overdeveloped instead? The shit I’m taking now. I should have taken it at least three hours ago, but I couldn’t. Had to finish. So now these turds are enormous, but I am safe, they’re right where they belong now,Continue reading “Monday, 24 April 2023 | 08:21 PM”

Daily Prompt

How do you use social media? Just to promote my shit. Literally. I write posts every time I take a shit on my blog, and I used to post every single post on my Insta. Nowadays I changed strategy, now I am re-managing my Instagram account talking about bowels health, historical and funny shit stuff,Continue reading “Daily Prompt”

Friday, 21 April 2023 | 08:22 AM

To try and cure myself from the past few days of diarrhoea, I’ve decided not to drink alcohol nor eating meat for some days, ideally I should do that for a month, which helped in the past, and I know it works on me, but I don’t know if I have enough motivation this time,Continue reading “Friday, 21 April 2023 | 08:22 AM”

Thursday, 20 April 2023 | 03:54 AM

My condition is pretty clear, though so difficult to describe… I am awake, in the middle of the night. That is a fact, this is the clear part. I don’r feel good, this is the resume of what is so difficult to describe. Let’s start from the end, I am using my girlfriend’s toilet binContinue reading “Thursday, 20 April 2023 | 03:54 AM”

Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:39 AM

Going back home I shot some deep farts while climbing the stairs, then jumped right inside my bathroom as soon as I got in. The weird shit i drop forty minutes ago is still here, I couldn’t let it out at once, and it comes with this very strong reek, I just want to vomit.Continue reading “Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:39 AM”

Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:00 AM

This morning I woke up with some mild headache, when my girlfriend tried to cuddle me and go further for a little sex, I had to drop it, my headache was worsening, and I had to pee a lot. I went to the bathroom to have a wee, bur I forgot to lock the door.Continue reading “Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:00 AM”

Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 05:36 PM

I spent the whole afternoon working at my laptop farting all around. I had some calls, and I couldn’t pause from farts, I had to put mute on, to avoid people on the other side to hear me 🤫 The moment finally came, I am now on the toilet, expelling everything causing me gassy mess.Continue reading “Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 05:36 PM”

Daily Prompt

Describe a positive thing a family member has done for you. When I was a child, I already used to spend dozens of minutes on the toilet, taking a shit was already fun for me, I used to talk and to think, and to play, and to shit! My father has more or less theContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 07:28 AM

First alarm, second, third one. Now my belly awakens. I feel it rebelling to the whole lot of beers I had yesterday, and that Indian food I ate afterwards. At the question ‘spicy?’, I keep answering ‘Sure’. But I guess I really should not. Now my shit is spicy, arsehole cross with me. But itContinue reading “Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 07:28 AM”

Daily Prompt

What are 5 everyday things that bring you happiness? Chronologically, First, breakfast, always have 400-500ml milk with corn flakes. Makes me fall asleep the day before looking dreamily forward to it. Second, taking a shit right after it. Third, tird. Four, well, lunch! Five, sometimes I have another shit after lunch 🥹

Friday, 14 April 2023 | 08:52 AM

My daily routine has become more ore less such: I wake up at my girlfriend’s, we have breakfast, then she leave for work, I leave too, taking the bus and going to my place, where I work from. I used to go to the toilet right after my breakfast, but I cannot do that anymore,Continue reading “Friday, 14 April 2023 | 08:52 AM”

Daily Prompt

Describe something you learned in high school. You know, high school it’s supposed to teach you the basics of adult life, math, literature, physics, biology, chemistry, everything you could need for university, or starting a job then. Thing is, high school also comes with some bonus teaching, everything you learn from student life. You learnContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Daily Prompt

Describe one positive change you have made in your life. Before that moment I was having a dull life, nothing was so great, but then everything made sense when I decided to open my blog to write posts every time I take a shit! It deeply changes my life, I am trying to improve myContinue reading “Daily Prompt”