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Monday, 12 June 2023 | 08:41 AM

Ever since we took a cat, we put her litter next to our toilet. I can’t understand who does this decision benefit more… She shits every time we take one, hers smells bad and distracts me from mine. At the same time, she doesn’t make it anywhere else… Dunno, this matter gives me constipation…

Saturday, 10 June 2023 | 09:26 AM

Yesterday I improvised a weird lunch, rice with lardons, courgettes, onions, carrots. I don’t know why, but my girlfriend had diarrhoea the whole evening. Weird, because it’s me suffering the whole time! This time NOTHING AT ALL. I was a little afraid of the shit from this morning, but I gotta admit it’s fairly normal.Continue reading “Saturday, 10 June 2023 | 09:26 AM”

Friday, 9 June 2023 | 08:12 AM

Here’s the most recent story with my bowels as protagonist. The day before yesterday, I had a dinner with friends, some prepared a space cake, of which I ate three pieces. The last time I ate three pieces as well, and I felt almost nothing, this time I felt the most stoned I’ve ever felt.Continue reading “Friday, 9 June 2023 | 08:12 AM”

Monday, 5 June 2023 | 08:13 AM

GM from the toilet. From today on, Imma take a shit next to my cat’s litter. I’ve never had a pet before, and I am overexcited, she’s just a kitten and she’s already way to active. Why am I telling all about my cat here? On my shit blog? Isn’t there any shit-related story? YesContinue reading “Monday, 5 June 2023 | 08:13 AM”

Camping, Stress reliever. Bowels reliever.

How do you know when it’s time to unplug? What do you do to make it happen? We all live a stressful life, surely our technology, computers, smartphones, make us a little tense. Tension shall be relieved, as sopn as possible. After a very long period of my life, being so stressed out, living closerContinue reading “Camping, Stress reliever. Bowels reliever.”

Saturday, 3 June 2023 | 11:21 AM

Going camping means unplug from everyday life, which also means my routine goes default. I normally sit on my toilet at around 8:30 AM, I’m three hours late, and this means my bowels don’t understand what’s going around. Nevertheless, I push a little harder, and they find their list purpose again. My day can nowContinue reading “Saturday, 3 June 2023 | 11:21 AM”

Friday, 2 June 2023 | 10:18 AM

Camping in the weekend. Just woke up in my tent, I thought I would have felt the beer effect I drank for dinner, but I feel nothing yet. Duh, I hate it! surely I will find myself in trouble later on. C’mon body! I have a real toilet here at the structure, why can’t youContinue reading “Friday, 2 June 2023 | 10:18 AM”

Wednesday, 31 May 2023 | 08:01 AM

As I had breakfast with my girlfriend everything seemed nice, she gets out earlier than me, so as she got in the bathroom, I started to feel the cramps. BAAAABYY! PLEEEASE! HOW LONG WILL YOU TAKE? In the background was playing ‘I’m going to explode, like atomic booooomb’ by William Onyeabor Neat.

Tuesday, 30 May 2023 | 06:52 AM

We’re managing an event at work, a great inauguration ceremony for an institution. I ended up setting the last things at 2 AM, and I woke up at 6 AM. Very nice (thanks) I certainly could have slept more, since we open at 8 AM, some people would have slept till the last minute, butContinue reading “Tuesday, 30 May 2023 | 06:52 AM”

Monday, 29 May 2023 | 08:09 AM

I am finishing house moving, so I am not getting out much lately, no fast foods, no outdoor shitting, nothing really uncommon. I had a couple of beers with my gf yesterday, and this morning I feel a little evil in my arsehole A welcoming monday!