Even if I’ve been taking a crap for half a hour now, I still feel some more inside me, and even though, I can’t let it out. When God invented us, He forgot to program a squeeze button.
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First things first
What’s your #1 priority tomorrow? Take a shit
Monday, 2 October 2023 | 07:29 PM
Lil turd, where did you go? Where did you go, lil turd? Upon a flush you just went away I stil flash the memories of you Deep inside me, Reeking inside me, You go free now in the world.
Sunday, 1 October 08:30 AM
Tonight I spent hours awake, with farts giving my slumber a rythm. I had curry pakoras for dinner, and I already knew what would have happened, but I couldn’t imagine I would have ended up staying awake such a long time just for free myself! The thing was, my bowels hurt! Only after I tookContinue reading “Sunday, 1 October 08:30 AM”
Saturday, 30 September 2023 | 08:49 AM
Ever since I started my journey as a shit blogger, I never thought about where to get. The only thing that mattered was consistency. Indeed, what else is vital in shit anatomy? So I kept taking a shit and reporting it. Now it’s been almost four years, and I still feel determined about it. IContinue reading “Saturday, 30 September 2023 | 08:49 AM”
Friday, 29 September 2023 | 08:52 AM
A lil shit to start the day!
Thursday, 28 September 2023 | 08:50 AM
Even if I promote sitting for half a hour every day to take a shit in relax, giving as much time and calm your bowels need, sometime I think it’s a little much, not because of the time, I can always do something else in the meanwhile, but because of the fact I am anus-spreadContinue reading “Thursday, 28 September 2023 | 08:50 AM”
Wednesday, 27 September 2023 | 08:35 AM
It took a while for my bottom to understand it had to take a shit. But in the end what had to got out
Tuesday, 26 September 2023 | 04:12 PM
The perks of work from home. I could eat as much as I want, and I can take shit any time I like. Right now I am taking a shit btw!
I should definitely try harder
What could you do more of? SHIT.
Monday, 25 September 2023 | 12:23 PM
Another little shit. Let’s bring my workstation on my toilet!
Monday, 25 September 2023 | 09:05 AM
I frankly believe I am not taking enough shit…
Sunday, 24 September 2023 | 08:14 AM
I’m just taking some poop. Classic Sunday morning, but earlier.
Friday, 22 September 2023 | 08:21 AM
I wish I didn’t drink all that wine for dinner. Now I’m stuck on the toilet!
Thursday, 21 September 2023 | 07:25 AM
Yeah, a good shit in the morning. Today is different than usual though, I didn’t even have breakfast. Just straight to the toilet!
Wednesday, 20 September 2023 | 09:49 AM
I guess I’m not eating enough fibre. my shit looks (AND FEELS) like rock this morning…
Tuesday, 19 September 2023 | 03:20 PM
Oh nice! I had lunch with my friend in Milan at a Chinese-Latino restaurant. He was the one choosing it. Just a hour for a quick life-recap, then he had to go back to work. He gently lent me his house’s keys and I went to his place. First things first, I had to feelContinue reading “Tuesday, 19 September 2023 | 03:20 PM”
Tuesday, 19 September 2023 | 06:42 AM
Trying to squeeze my poop out. The thing is I have no time, I have a flight to catch! Hope I will be arrived already when I will feel the urge to go again….
Monday, 18 September 2023 | 02:54 PM
Good ol’ turd. Turd in the hole! Shit is shitless Btw, Taking a shit after lunch is somehow weird
Monday, 18 September 2023 | 07:40 AM
I’ve been feeling quite burdened for an entire week, though I couldn’t stop eating much. Here starts a new week. Let’s shiiiiit! Then I’ll try not to eat much 😂
Saturday, 16 September 2023 | 02:56 PM
These last few days I’ve been feeling very burdened. I feel plenty of shit inside me. I keep expelling just a few turds every morning, yet I still feel there’s one more. One by one, the unexploited pieces of shit are piling up inside me. In the end, I think I will just explode…
Saturdsy, 16 September 2023 | 09:20 AM
A single drop, on a Saturday, means a lot. Turds are pretty annoying during the weekends
Friday, 15 September 2023 | 08:54 AM
This morning no shit happen to get out of my arsehole
Being a leader…
Do you see yourself as a leader? Sure! I lead my turds to the bottom of the toiler!
Thursday, 14 September 2023 | 08:03 AM
I’m having a little trouble taking a shit this morning. The thing is yesterday I ate too late for dinner, and this morning my bowels are not ready yet. They’re intermitting turds.
Wednesday, 13 September 2023 | 08:59 AM
Just a fee turds in the morning, keeps the doctor away. But, just so yourself a favour, keep him nearby, you’ll never know!
Tuesday, 12 September 2023 | 03:18 AM
Taking a shit, for the third time today.
Tuesday, 12 September 2023 | 08:35 AM
Weird dream tonight. I took a lot of shit at a party, but there were no toilet. Instead I was carrying all of my turds on my backpack. The last thing I remember, I was emptying them all counting them. There were kinda like 30 pieces. Perhaps cleaning my cat’s litter could be a littleContinue reading “Tuesday, 12 September 2023 | 08:35 AM”
Monday, 11 September 2023 | 08:43 AM
I guess this morning I have no time enough. I drop some turds, and that’s it. I’ll be waiting for the annoying rest for the whole day…
Sunday, 10 September 2023 | 08:51 AM
How come I start taking a shit only many minutes after I sat on the toilet? Didn’t I fart enough already?