Tag Archives: constipation

Shit outburst Perfect way to start the day. Sure to be empty

Taking another shit. This time a COMPLETE shit. Am wrecked. But at least EMPTY now!

Slept very poorly. My bowels are swollen, woke up infinite times. Eventually, half an hour before the alarm. First thing? Went to the loo. I’m still here, feeling like there’s more to extrude… but nothing else gets out, nothing more than a first undeniably small turd!! Se you later my toilet, very very soon!

Some turds dropped. I ate too much legumes today, beans for lunch, chick peas for dinner I am EXPLODING

Some more shit on the go. Right, I was hoping for it! I was too much in a rush this morning

Constipated morning Angry morning.

Some more shit. Just a bit

My doc friends say either you’ve had haemorrhoids, you have them at the moment, our you’ll have haemorrhoids in the future. You can’t escape that, they say. I reckon I’ve never had them though… Just thinking about it… you know… The fact I hate spicy and my arsehole hurts every turd I expel doesn’t meanContinue reading “Monday, 17 February 2025 | 7:21 AM”

Another non-constipated weekend-day Great! Now I need some wipes. Had curry for dinner

Frankly, this morning I’ve just produced normal shit. Just normal plain shit

Yesterday: double chilli beans wrap for lunch, curry pakoras for dinner. Some nutella snacks along the day. This morning: _________________________ . That’s not a blank space I left there, it’s the scrape I left in my toilet.

It’s getting harder and harder to shit

My slumber gets interrupted at least once during the night, I’m used to take a wee, after that, I normally fall back asleep, but it’s not uncommon for me to just wake up and start my day earlier. Normally my girlfriend keeps sleeping while I work at my laptop. This morning happened exactly that, butContinue reading “Tuesday, 11 February 2025 | 7:32 AM”

Fast shit. Hate it but today is a workday for me.

Just woke up. Shit

Guess what, I must get out ASAP, but I’m stuck on the toilet. I’m supposed to get back home late today, as I’ve got plenty of things to do, so I’m trying to expel as much shit as possible. Had chili for dinner, you know! Btw, being on a rush stresses out my bowels… resultingContinue reading “Friday, 7 February 2025 | 7:27 AM”

My belly hurts, I had no shit yesterday, but I also ate Korean spicy udon for lunch and Mexican chili for dinner… I feel like the shit I produced is not enough to cope with that…

Dunno, not much to say. Woke up at 3:45AM. Not much ready to take a shit yet. But I should, yet don’t get out. Whatever. Dull. Hate it. Bye

You know those moments you realise you have more shit to do, but you realise it only when you’re already washing your bum? Yeah, just what is happening right now. And you have to get back sitting on the toilet. You know, I spend some 20/30 minutes here on the throne every day

Dunno, dumb shit

Lentils for dinner. You already know everything you didn’t even wanted to know about my shit this morning

KFC for lunch, ends up in diarrhoea

Well, after that dinner at Chinese restaurant I was expecting some diarrhoea or something, but actually, nothing. Just dull normal shit

Luckily got back home. Sat on throne. Extruded some tirds. Feel better. My day can begin

Every time I ask my girlfriend to borrow her car I found myself in times of trouble. Gotta get out fast, do everything fast, breakfast, washing, even shit, because I have to take her to her job place. Know what? CAN’T DOO! Been on the toilet for twenty minutes and now I am late. amContinue reading “Friday, 31 January 2025 | 7:37 AM”

Had herring salad for dinner. Anybody knows the effect? Just come, take a big breathe in my bathroom right now! Yeah, this is it, and a spicy hitch to the bottom line, arsehole

I’ve spent the whole morning farting, now I’m home, had lunch, kept farting. Fart fart Nother fart Fart Ok they’re too man-FART! I go take a shit now S-HIT! BOOM

Ok so what? Ate too many baked potatoes for dinner, I thought my girlfriend would have eaten more of that, and I cooked some more. In the end I couldn’t finish but I had to, they’re not good the day after, and I would have thrown them away. Was it wrong though? In the endContinue reading “Tuesday, 28 January 2025 | 7:57 AM”