Tag Archives: constipation

Friday, 25 August 2023 | 07:44 AM

Even if I promote to stay sit on the toilet for at least 30minutes a day, so you can rest, pause, thus facilitating your bowels to expel all the trash, sometimes I’d just like to empty it all at once, just like dustmen do with garbage. This morning it’s taking forever! Little piece by littleContinue reading “Friday, 25 August 2023 | 07:44 AM”

Saturday, 19 August 2023 | 09:27 AM

‘Let’s have a crap!’ That’s my expectation. Reality is I am a little constipated, my crap is hard and dry, I am still drowsy and I just want to sleep but my sunlight reached my tent, and is now hot as a sauna. Let’s have just a few turds…. Sad Crap 😦

Friday, 18 August 2023 | 10:34 AM

That haemorrhoid is still there, but shrinking, luckily. With this taken into account, I think I crossed the line of non-return. I’ve always taken shits squatting on the toilet as much as I could, until something got out. I believe this will just stay in the past. Now I’m scared! How can I push ifContinue reading “Friday, 18 August 2023 | 10:34 AM”

Tuesday, 15 August 2023 | 08:55 AM

First things first, some huge turds. Got it. This is my third day camping, third day on holiday, third day of fun, third day of tirds, coming from acohol. Just got another one out! Ain’t feel nice… In just ten minutes I squeezed myself out, and the toilet is now full. On the bottom someContinue reading “Tuesday, 15 August 2023 | 08:55 AM”

Wednesday, 9 August 2023 | 07:33 AM

There’s nothing better than waking up and rushing to the bathroom having diarrhoea. Uh, actually there is a lot better than this… Yet still, right now this is the only thing making me a little better… Yeah, that hamburger for dinner was a very special great idea!! It was surely delicious, giving me all theContinue reading “Wednesday, 9 August 2023 | 07:33 AM”

Describing myself again

How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you? Just breath and listen, I am taking a shit. That’s what I do. Take shits and write posts about them. Yeah. i am the shit-f***ing-king! Lol

How do I describe myself.

How would you describe yourself to someone? It’s pretty harsh. I’d say: I’m a person who takes a shit. They’d say ‘don’t anybody take a shit? How come you’re special?’ Well, I’m different, I write a post every time I take a shit. Every single time!

Sunday, 30 July 2023 | 03:26 PM

I spent the last three days organising and managing an event. I ate pizzas, meat, drank loads of water, but nope. I had no shit. Just right now, my body probably thought ‘ok, ENOUGH!’ And I’m now trying to have a shit. We’ve all been there, being away from home for some days, your arseholeContinue reading “Sunday, 30 July 2023 | 03:26 PM”

Saturday, 29 July 2023 | 06:29 AM

Constipation day 2. Yesterday I learned some meditation basics. Respiration is good for your health, and I really believe I could fight constipation with it. Unluckily, I’m not there yet. Only a few farts for me this morning. Gotta admit, it’s pretty early though….

Keep Healty!

What strategies do you use to maintain your health and well-being? It’s very easy! EASY! Take a shit every day! I know there are a few days you’ll be constipated, some days when you have no time to sit and shit. But it’s easier than you think! Just sit every day, rest for a while,Continue reading “Keep Healty!”

Saturday, 22 July 2023 | 09:49 AM

‘Hello world!’ During the weekend it seems like my body resets. I could notice it from what my bowels do: A huge shit. It really seems like during the week my body is plenty of stress, so much I can’t even go easily taking a shit. I’ve been constipated for so many days during theContinue reading “Saturday, 22 July 2023 | 09:49 AM”