Tag Archives: constipation

Friday, 3 November 2023 | 07:54 AM

There’s something funny happening to my body when I drink wine, apart from classic tipsy effects. I go to sleep and rapidly fall asleep. I wake up after less than three hours with an unusual urge for a pee. I follow my instinct and I do that, then I go back to sleep. The restContinue reading “Friday, 3 November 2023 | 07:54 AM”

Tuesday, 24 October 2023 | 08:37 PM

Today is a great day! Even if it’s going to rain here. It’s a wonderful day not just because I entirely emptied myself from the burden of shit, not just because I am health and plenty of energy, but because IT’S MY FOURTH BIRTHDAY as The Shy Tird!!!! This shit-blog adventure is beginning to getContinue reading “Tuesday, 24 October 2023 | 08:37 PM”

Proud of my blog

What are you most proud of in your life? Well, somehow weird to admit, but what O am most proud of is this shitty blog I’m running. There’s never been anything I was more consistent on, writing a post every single timeI take a shit. It may not seem that great, but I feel likeContinue reading “Proud of my blog”

There’s only one artist I love

Who are your favorite artists? Actually I love many, but there’s one who’s my top favourite one. The one and only Piero Manzoni He gives me inspiration every day. I could never thank him enough for inventing and creating Artist’s Shit (Italian: Merda d’artista)

Thursday, 28 September 2023 | 08:50 AM

Even if I promote sitting for half a hour every day to take a shit in relax, giving as much time and calm your bowels need, sometime I think it’s a little much, not because of the time, I can always do something else in the meanwhile, but because of the fact I am anus-spreadContinue reading “Thursday, 28 September 2023 | 08:50 AM”

Tuesday, 19 September 2023 | 03:20 PM

Oh nice! I had lunch with my friend in Milan at a Chinese-Latino restaurant. He was the one choosing it. Just a hour for a quick life-recap, then he had to go back to work. He gently lent me his house’s keys and I went to his place. First things first, I had to feelContinue reading “Tuesday, 19 September 2023 | 03:20 PM”

Thursday, 14 September 2023 | 08:03 AM

I’m having a little trouble taking a shit this morning. The thing is yesterday I ate too late for dinner, and this morning my bowels are not ready yet. They’re intermitting turds.

Tuesday, 12 September 2023 | 08:35 AM

Weird dream tonight. I took a lot of shit at a party, but there were no toilet. Instead I was carrying all of my turds on my backpack. The last thing I remember, I was emptying them all counting them. There were kinda like 30 pieces. Perhaps cleaning my cat’s litter could be a littleContinue reading “Tuesday, 12 September 2023 | 08:35 AM”

Friday, 8 September 2023 | 08:23 AM

Gotta admit, this morning I thought it would have been easier to take a shit, instead I found myself in turmoiled constipation, with little bally turds been shot throughout my anus at speed. …..POP! like a cannonball!

Monday, 4 September 2023 | 09:32 PM

I had just started to warm up at the gym, when at first squat I realised I NEEDED A SHIT. This happened two hours ago. In the meanwhile I climbed and stretched and suffered a lot, struggling to keep that thing inside me. Finally, I am now home, freely taking the shit I deserved.