Tag Archives: constipation

Tortillas for dinner. The aftermath path in the morning is clear

Btw, still on the toilet. It’s now getting late, but I need to fulfil my main chore here, otherwise I will find myself in agony, trying to stop a diarrhoea at some close point in time, like, I would say, as I go to the terminal to catch my flight, or perhaps on the trainContinue reading “Sunday, 10 March 2024 | 06:30 AM”

Hard shit is hard, hard to take a shit, hard. Hard to accept it gives me constipation. Hard. Hard hard life…

My weekend in Milan begins. First thing first: Taking a shit. Dry and hard Dunno, but I feel burning inside, I ate a huge pizza for dinner, and now I feel like a sinner… *edit* Actually, after just fifteen minutes, I am still here on the toilet. And the amount produced improved dramatically, and itsContinue reading “Friday, 8 March 2024 | 07:20 AM”

Well, it started with some hard shit, and it went on with some poorly digested one. Turds are countless

Dry shit. No veggies yesterday

You know, it’s Monday, as such, I start my working week, like many others. Just like many others, as soon as I sit on my desk, I just wish it’s already Friday. It is not. What could worse than a standard blue Monday? this It’s Sunday night, and have a beer with friends. Cool. We’reContinue reading “The (not so) perfect way to start my working week”

Chili beans for dinner? Spicy dreams at night. Hefty fireworks in the morning. I banished my girlfriend from the bathroom. More to say? You should just experience what I’m living right now, the sound and smell would be more than enough!

I don’t know if this happens only to me, but often in the morning, right after breakfast, there’s me doing the dishes in the kitchen and my partner in the bathroom doing her things. As striking as a thunder, suddenly some shit pile inside my bowels, it’s too much, I feel I can’t cope withContinue reading “Friday, 2 February 2024 | 08:05 AM”

Finally back to the apartment. Now I can take another splatter. I hate diarrhoea.

Yeah, another nice time to take a shit… Btw, today ate too much, but also walked a lot, so my metabolism was heck fast! Blop, hole in one!

Yesterday is been the first (hoping the last) Friday night drinking night. I met a friend who I didn’t see in months, and we drank one bottle white wine each, before dinner. I was broken already, then we went to sushi with our girlfriends and we took more wine. I had diarrhoea at the restaurant,Continue reading “Saturday, 20 January 2024 | 07:40 AM”

A light shit, still making me light, less heavy. Heavy shit is relative. This amount for an elephant is ridiculous, this much from a turtle, would be definitely too much. For me, I’m satisfied. Long enough to give me autonomy for the rest of the day

This morning shit has an evil soul. I feel it burning and bubbling inside me. I know everybody knows the feeling! Luckily I’m pushing it back to hell! GO AWAY EVIL!!

Shir is the first thing in the morning, then I could start the day. Great. Uh! Gotta wipe as well, second thing in the morning… as much important as the first one

Another lil shit in the afternoon

I had curry for dinner. Meaning, this morning I needed to get into bathroom ASAP! Of course my girlfriend was inside instead! I was panicking, jumping from one room to another to distract my body from the pain I was feeling. Pushing my turds up for as long as possible… As soon as she gotContinue reading “Monday, 15 January 2024 | 07:50 AM”

Moody shit. Clumped and curved

Diarrhoea.