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Whatever happens, imma be taking a shit around this time every day. I mean, even if there’s a war coming, right, I can accept it – but don’t approve it – but I will meed time to take a shit

Probably I emptied my whole bowels now. I still had preferred to do all my shit night now, not waking up at 4:30 AM for the first load…

Ok, I donated blood yesterday morning. I ate a lot. I’m always a lot hungry when I donate… You know, nutrients and stuff to be reintegrated…. I drank a lot of water too… and a couple of beers. Now, beers probably haven’t been the best idea, but I’ve also had a good Indian dinner. Fulfilling.Continue reading “Wednesday, 17 April 2024 | 05:29 AM”

How wonderful it is when you sleep good, no hurts no worries… I wake up with nothing to do, the sun is up in the sky and my bowels is emptying as I write….. Feels so goooood! Such a great day!

Dull shit. I don’t feel like commenting anymore. It’s dull. I just want to forget about it

Feels like my bowels forgot about yesterday’s constipation, and didn’t even try to recover the loss. Just normal turds this morning. Well ok, bat where did my turds go yesterday? Can’t they just evaporate! Can they??

I’ve been sitting on the toilet for ages… …even though, seems impossible to take a shit this morning. Constipation should be banned from the world 😦

Taking a shit this morning is being deeply painful. Deep, because bowels are deep inside. Bowels are also very long, and the pain spread all around. Luckily imma staying home all day, I will have my toilet right next to me… Diarrhoea makes the day

It’a been months since I slept left then 5 hours. I forgot what was it like on the toilet the day next. Pretty difficult to take a shit. Am constipated

Seems like these days I am not farting at all. This is well weird… I am used to fart alla around, whatever the time is, wherever I find myself at. Nope. None for three days in a row. Is it because I haven’t been drinking for one week? Is it because I am resting afterContinue reading “Friday, 5 April 2024 | 08:23 AM”

Btw, My back still hurts a lot, so I’m not able to push as hard as poop needs. I am sad Nevertheless, some shit has been deployed!

A day of constipation, follows a day of diarrhoea. Shit is so weird, my arsehole as well…

Yeah, I know, it hasn’t passed much since my last post, that is to say, it hasn’t passed much since my last poop, but everybody knows diarrhoea, don’t they? Fuck! It hurts! Luckily I felt the second go just before leaving the house…..

It happens every single time. Constipation the day after holidays. Sure…. nobody ever eats a veggy!! Sshiiiiiiit!

It’s early in the morning, it’s Saturday, and I am already on the toilet crafting some shit. There’s a news though! Today’s the very first day my girlfriend joins the loo while I’m taking a poo! So lovely! You know, we’re both late, and none of us could stand waiting outside! Gotta admit, my bowelsContinue reading “Saturday, 30 March 2024 | 07:28 AM”

I’m on a business trip, we’re building the stage for a concert, all of us has their own apartment, but only my boss’ is the closest to the venue. I’ve got his keys, and desperately need a sheet from this morning. There’s not much else to say… just do the math

Shit! I freaking hate constipation!

A dump air explosion. From my belly to the toilet

What about it this morning… I ate a lot of chili for dinner, I was freaking hungry, but I also was very tired, and I went to sleep early. Nothing special, just a massive pile of crap disgtinguishly stinky

Constipation is very much related to diarrhoea, if you can’t shit now, at one point in the near future, you WILL, with all the overdue…

Brussel Sprouts for lunch, chickpea curry for dinner, farts to say goodnight. Diarrhoea in the morning Good morning!

I hate it when I spend the whole night farting, real bad stuff, then in the morning there’s nothing left to shit. Whatthefuck!? I mean, it’s right there! It’a self-clear!

An S-shaped tird laying under my bottoms. Or is it ?-shaped? I don’t understand. What is life trying to tell me?

I had to do a lot of house chores this morning, dishes, fold the dry robes, laundry, clean cat’s litter, everything before having a relaxed shit! As soon as I sat, I got devoured by my toilet, shat all at once.