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A lot of shit to be made, yet no shit in the making. Can’t tell why, but this morning I am constipated

I couldn’t keep waiting aimlessly sitting on my toilet, so I had a shower and starting working at my laptop. One hour later, Had to bail. My toilet is calling again. A huge amount of shit, deployed!

I woke up with some cramps, now I’m sitting on the toilet and they’re gone… Weird… Let’s wait a few minutes here after this lonely turd and let’s see

I am not sleeping well these days, my mind is in a rush, plenty of new ideas and stimuli. I woke up at 5:00 AM and my mind started grinding. In almost two hours I used a lot od energy, so my bowels decided it was also time to take a shit. Here I am,Continue reading “Friday, 17 May 2024 | 06:36 AM”

Even if I already know – Scientifically – it is always great to observe it again and again: When I drink more than a pint of beer, my next shit is messy and reeky. Uh, I also had a hamburger for dinner… might’ve push that a little further…

The week begins perfectly when you spend your Sunday at home with your partner, go to sleep early, sleeping enough, waking up being relaxed, and plenty of energy. All of this is not enough, of you don’t take a shit! And I just did it! A loooong turd, expelled in 2,4 seconds. THE WEEK STARTSContinue reading “Monday, 13 May 2024 | 08:24 AM”

Probably I took too much shit yesterday… This morning there’s not much left 😦

Loose shit in the making

Seldom, poop comes easily and rapidly, and leaves a lot of time for the rest of your day!

Burrito for lunch. Homemade! Shit in the afternoon. Homerun!

Just utter constipation

Yesterday I had a sushi burrito for lunch, plenty of sauces, spicy, with fried prawns, for dinner I had a hamburger, yeah, and I had nightmares all night long. Some people could consume this kind of food every day at every time, but my body can’t. Yeah. Now I’m on the toilet, constipated. Cross 😡

Freaking drowsy today, I guess it’s a Monday… Even if I had some shit done, it seems like I didn’t make enough

Taking a shit is relieving. Especially when you had two gin drinks the night before. Might choice, taking a shit☝️

On the toilet. Something like 7-8 turds underneath my arse. They’re 1-inch long. I don’t feel satisfied

Tell me bowels, why am I taking so much shit this morning? Couldn’t you make more yesterday? So I don’r have to stay half an hour sitting on the toilet this morning? Duh

Difficult shit this morning. Also because it is not morning time anymore…

I don’t know what to say, I am shocked! Only half an inch of a turd! Fuck! I’m ruined! How can I survive the day?

Can’t think, gotta take as much shit as I can. Not much shit. I am starting to think I will be taking shit during the day then… Or maybe only some farts… even worse…

Little turd, ignore it, it’s not the shit you were waiting for 😦

As I expected this morning I sit in constipation. Turds get out aimlessly, one by one, little by little as they’re little as a little pebble. Bonus: I washed my hair before taking a shit, so my shit session is gladden by water drops falling from my head randomly, they’re fresh and a little annoying,Continue reading “Saturday, 27 April 2024 | 08:28 AM”

Simple shit, medium rare, 2.4 inches. Just to keep my daily streak

Nice, taking shit this late time a day. I’m on a 2-day vacation plus weekend and I can now be relaxed enough to take as much shit as I want! Not much really, but hard, yeah, hard and soft at the same time! Soft relaxed hard life!

Constipated morning. The day doesn’t begin well- oh wait! A little turd popped out

What the fuck? Did this tird get out of my arsehole? I really needed that though… Monday can’t begin without getting rid of the juicy sour weekend

Ok then, stag party of a friend. Here I am on this hotel’s toilet, with just a couple of hours sleep, straining to have a shit. Why do I have ti strain though? It’s just a shit, and I even drank yesterday, so what the fuck? Why don’t I shit a lot all at once?Continue reading “Sunday, 21 April 2024 | 07:20 AM”