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Some more shit at the right time of the day makes me start the day… …even if it actually started at 3AM

More shit. Perhaps, I can leave home now…

Great! Shit deployed in less then 3 seconds! Now I am plenty of time to do more stuff during the day! Oh wait… more poop coming…

Homemade burrito for dinner. We all know what it means… My gf woke up at 5AM just to rush to the toilet. Aa she got back, I couldn’t fall back asleep, something big was preventing me to… I am now on the toilet, that big stuff is now gone…

Idk, I thought I needed a shit! C’mon, woke up in farts… now… NOTHING??

I wasn’t feeling very well today, my bowels was like bloating…. Well.. now I understand…. SHIT SHIT SHIIIT DIARRHOEAAAA

Yesterday I took so much shit that this morning my arsehole is a little compromised. It hurts! And I don’t want to shit

My arsehole going POP-POP

Not much, but a fair amount of shit makes me start the day and go to the office I don’t want to go, which I’m going to leave at the end of the month. Yeha, let’s hope with less stress also more shit comes!

Got home, and I now take some shit!

Constipated day. This is what I should expect the day after eating a pizza for dinner. Oh well… as long as it’s just today…. i hope

Today’s shit is Smooth and easy. Thanks veggies, I need you to exist!

I’m kinda economically struggling at the moment. Fuck, life is rough sometimes… If I could only had 10$ for every shit I made, I’d be… rich? Nah, let’s say I could survive easily 😂

The thing about shit is, you’ll never know what kind you’re going to get. Sometimes it’s hard and dry, sometimes it can be soft and creamy, sometimes smelly, sometimes less… There can even be times when none get out! Therefore, such a good surprise, makes you start the day with purpose and joy. Today itContinue reading “Sunday, 30 June 2024 | 10:45 AM”

A ton of shit

I should be writing more about it, but I am not able to do it at the moment. Finally taking a shit after a 3-hour car trip to home, 3-hour slumber, 3-hour clubbling, 9-hour job

I am out for a business trip, will be here for just a few days, but you know what it’s like these days, eating just junk food, no veggy, no fruit…stressful days… I am constipated

Yeah, some more shit. Gross and painful. Beer.

Just finished tidying up after a dinner party with friends. My gf is on a trip to China and she’ll be back only on the weekend. Btw, my alarm is set in five hours, and I gotta get to sleep… BUT I needed just one last thing here… A little shit.

What can I say? Sometimes beer really makes things better. I had one bottle of beer, just one, for dinner, this morning I was able to make some shit, easily, as simple as it should be. And it was. Nice. Thing is now, the farts imma need to hide during the day…

No shit today:(

It happened so fast. I didn’t even have the time for sitting on the toilet that my arsehole was spread already, extruding turds. Nice morning. I feel it!

Can’t really understand why, but I’m having diarrhoea right now It is also a little painful

No shit to shit. Had no dinner yesterday 😦

Luckily I’m home for an online course. I am cursed. I am following it from my toilet. Yeah, shitting shit…

It’s quite calm this morning, perhaps a little too early from usual… My bowels like it. In this relaxed environment I can also hear the splash clearly. Yeah, shit came easily this morning. Nice. Nice.

Smooth! What happened? Weird! No constipation today? Coool! Good day!