Friday, 9 June 2023 | 08:12 AM

Here’s the most recent story with my bowels as protagonist. The day before yesterday, I had a dinner with friends, some prepared a space cake, of which I ate three pieces. The last time I ate three pieces as well, and I felt almost nothing, this time I felt the...

Friday, 26 May 2023 | 07:45 AM

I forgot I should have arrived at the office one hour earlier, that hour is vital for my bowels to understand it is a brand new day and they shall produce shit. I’m on the toilet now, hopelessly trying, nothing happens 🙁

The cold constipates me

How do you feel about cold weather? Yeah, while heat gives me diarrhoea, cold constipates me :/ Harsh life… Am I the only one?

Saturday, 20 May 2023 | 11:33 AM

During this ending week I’ve been at my friends, it was a very ling time not seeing each other, and I was so happy I just didn’t care what I ate or drank. The result is I am now plenty of shit, but constipated. I mean, I pumped a few turds, but...