Tuesday, 15 August 2023 | 08:55 AM

First things first, some huge turds. Got it. This is my third day camping, third day on holiday, third day of fun, third day of tirds, coming from acohol. Just got another one out! Ain’t feel nice… In just ten minutes I squeezed myself out, and the toilet...

Thursday, 10 August 2023 | 09:38 AM

I don’t know what to write about this shit. It’s just shit! Smells like shit Looks like shit! Frankly I don’t want to go on with the other senses…

Wednesday, 9 August 2023 | 07:33 AM

There’s nothing better than waking up and rushing to the bathroom having diarrhoea. Uh, actually there is a lot better than this… Yet still, right now this is the only thing making me a little better… Yeah, that hamburger for dinner was a very...