Friday, 8 September 2023 | 08:23 AM

Gotta admit, this morning I thought it would have been easier to take a shit, instead I found myself in turmoiled constipation, with little bally turds been shot throughout my anus at speed. …..POP! like a cannonball!

Grudging

Are you holding a grudge? About? I should have gave more time to my bowels this morning… Now I’m holding hazardous farts at work 🥺

Monday, 4 September 2023 | 09:32 PM

I had just started to warm up at the gym, when at first squat I realised I NEEDED A SHIT. This happened two hours ago. In the meanwhile I climbed and stretched and suffered a lot, struggling to keep that thing inside me. Finally, I am now home, freely taking the shit...

The true Joy

What brings a tear of joy to your eye? That little turd laying on the bottom of my toilet, after a long straining session in constipation times