The secret of a long life

What are your thoughts on the concept of living a very long life? Give as much time as possible to your bowels. Take your time, take your shit, rest in peace

Friday, 29 December 2023 | 07:27 AM

There should be more to add, but I have no active brain right now. There’s only one part of my body which is awake right now, and that is my bowels. Extruding turds

When the morning comes…

Are you more of a night or morning person? Definitely a morning person! Waking up at dawn, plenty of energy, having breakfast, tidy up the house and HAVE A SHIIIIIIT! Yeah, my arsehole routine is now set!