Tag Archives: constipation

Tuesday, 29 October 2024 | 7:51 AM

Seemed impossible at first, but I patiently waited for it to happen, and now I can proudly admire the swoosh-shaped turd my arse has just crafted! Felt constipated initially, then I freed myself! Just do it!

Saturday, 26 October 2024 | 01:33 AM

My girlfriend is out, my dad too, so I’ve just arrived at my mom’s to have lunch with her.. I’ve arrived less than 3 minutes ago and I’m already sitting on the toilet, taking a shit… Uhh… how lovely… vibes from my childhood..

Thursday, 24 October 2024 | 08:58 AM

Today it is my alias’ birthday. This Shitty project of mine celebrates its 5th birthday! With over 3000 posts published shits done in half a decade, I can feel myself satisfied, I guess now I’m ready for some achievement recognition… Shall I apply for a Guinness world record? Perhaps for the longest shit report, orContinue reading “Thursday, 24 October 2024 | 08:58 AM”

Sunday, 20 October 2024 | 09:38 AM

A good amount of shit. So crap for the day is solved, but let’s talk about the cat we took three days ago, we already have an older cat, 1year and a half old, she’s normal, let’s say, even if we like to call her fat-cat… just for fun, you know. This new kitten isContinue reading “Sunday, 20 October 2024 | 09:38 AM”

Tuesday, 15 October 2024 | 08:18 AM

I believe we tend to underestimate the power of paper towel… it brings us unparalleled level of comfort. Just imagine your life without it. Just try. Well, sometimes I don’t even have to imagine.. I just feel it! DAMN Girl, why haven’t you replaced it!!?!??

Sunday, 13 October 2024 | 10:07 AM

After the explosion at the gas station, yesterday I took an Imodium, because I couldn’t risk some diarrhoea at the meeting I was going to attend… Idk, it still feels like I don’t have much stimulus for shitting today…. I hope for the best, but I already feel better now, luckily. Be patient my loyalContinue reading “Sunday, 13 October 2024 | 10:07 AM”

Friday, 11 October 2024 | 3:38 PM

I couldn’t even keep up the writing pace. I had countless other diarrhoea attacks, in between them I had to lay on my friend’s bed. I am freezing, my stomach never stopped hurting. I feel tremendously sick

Friday, 11 October 2024 | 10:05 AM

Some more diarrhoea, this time I am at my colleague’s. Feels like every time I come here I have some sort of pain in the arse. I am feeling bad btw. It’s not a joke, it is hard to think about anything else… I came here to work on our project! Shit! Stupid bowels!

Friday, 11 October 2024 | 08:31 AM

Not good not good. My stomach and my bowels both fighting against something causing ache. Probably it is that Kung Pao Chicken I had yesterday for dinner. I prepared that myself, and I didn’t think it would have ended up this way Now I am stuck on the toilet, literally dripping, and I have aContinue reading “Friday, 11 October 2024 | 08:31 AM”