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Another day of constipation. Frankly dunno what to say about it… it’s just disappointing and frustrating

Probably this is the first day of the year I had not many problems taking a shit. Perhaps the sole thing I could complain about, is the shy tird. Lol. Not me, the first turd that came, it took so long! The others came straight after. Did they kill their leader, or was it himContinue reading “Sunday, 5 January 2025 | 10:34 AM”

Ready to get out. But PERHAPS my bowels really forgave me. Here’s a turd. Not a very good one, still not disappointing. Definitely worth a 6.5/10

Apparently, my bowels are not ready to take a shit yet. Yet, I desperately need a shit, because what’s inside me is the reason of my early raising. 5:00AM more or less, and my bowels now refuses to shit. How dare you stupid bowels? Why you do this to me? Why? After everything I didContinue reading “Saturday, 4 January 2025 | 7:03 AM”

Now… I’m still sitting on the toilet. Probably been here more than 30 minutes… Fuck! It was squashy shit, and now it has dried on my arsehole… Wiping will be painful.. I am scared

Here comes the real stuff. It’s clear, this morning my body was not ready yet!

My holidays end today, and yesterday took place my second new year celebration, or at least this is what me and my friends like to call it. The 2nd of January is my best friend’s birthday, so he invites all of our friends together to eat something, cheer and play some made-up competition. It isContinue reading “Friday, 3 January 2025 | 9:13 AM”

Some shit after a McDonald’s. I normally don’t go to fast food, I hate it. But you know, they exists, and I can’t ignore that… and I can’t even ignore their taste. They are good. ONLY THE TASTE IS. They are unhealty, wrong, unsustainable, bad. Still, I also can’t ignore their laxative effect… I neededContinue reading “Thursday, 2 January 2025 | 4:30 PM”

Yet, another constipated day. By now, my 2025 has been 100% constipation

Going to sleep. btw, it hasn’t been a good day for my bowels. First days of new year are the worst. Let’s just rest, tomorrow we’ll see shit. Hopingly.

Happy new year, wishing this year to make the best shit ever. Starting today! Idk if anybody will ever make it, but my arsehole has just suggested me he is cross with me, too much to eat, too much to drink, constipated for too long. Sudden pain in my arsehole. Better to finish soon. HolidaysContinue reading “Wednesday, 1 January 2025 | 9:45 AM”

This may be the last shit of the year… yeah, sure… if only THIS shit would get out! Constipated Silvester day!

Very hard shit. Pizza, all you can meat, beer wine. Every-fucking-thing. Shit. I am frankly looking forward to the end of these holidays!

A little plof before going to a theatre show. What will the plof be about? I mean, the plot Plof twist: the shit is in the hole

Late shit. Late days. Holidays shit

Oh well… had no shit today… after a home-made lunch with friends and some wine and a seamless dinner… I feel…. well… stuffed I feel…. I feel like my belly has something to say…. What is it? Don’t be shy! IT’S SHHIIIIIIT!

No shit, probably it’s all finished after the Christmas Dump!

Ok great, perhaps was just a matter of patience. Just needed to wait and have breakfast. Now some serious shit gets out… …but I think there might be more!

Shit this morning? Not an easy task. These last few days of continuous feast made my bowels irritated, and to be fair it’s not just a matter of my bowels, my whole insides are whining, I spent the night feeling like I needed a wee, but it was utterly false! Now am on the toilet,Continue reading “Friday, 27 December 2024 | 7:08 AM”

It is not very easy to take a shit in the mid-morning. Even if I had a lot to eat the day before…… Wait, never mind, everything got out!

Are my bowels ready for The Christmas Eve? Dunno, but let’s begin with some shit

Am at the mall for the last Christmas gifts. First of all, let’s recover from my morning’s constipation!

Apparently no shit inside. Weird

Yesterday night (aka 4 hours ago): alcohol night. This morning: shit. Difficult shit.

Not much, just shit!

Yesterday I had cabbage soup for lunch, right before dinner my belly was bloating, my bowels packed with gas, nevertheless I’ve decided to eat pizza for dinner. Right after it we went to the theatre, where I desperately needed to fart for three loooong hours. My slumber was really poor, probably my meals irritated theContinue reading “Thursday, 19 December 2024 | 8:00 AM”

I have a web meeting planned in five minutes, but I’m right here, sitting on my toilet… shit! Let’s hurry up!!