Wednesday, 28 June 2023 | 06:55 AM

After a few days of distress, I slept fine enough, letting my body get some energy So have my bowels, which now expel turd like a machine gun! Pop-pop-pop-pop-pop!

Tuesday, 27 June 2023 | 06:40 AM

I’m not feeling quite fantastically. I’m sleeping poorly, and I even decided to have a BBQ for yesterday’s dinner. Now my colon is just stuck. I guess I just must wait… Until what though? My death?

Monday, 26 June 2023 | 08:22 AM

Yesterday I was constipated the whole day, even though I ate a lot the day before and the day before and the day before. This morning there’s just one little turd coming. Is this real or am I still dreaming? 🤷‍♂️

Wasting time?

How do you waste the most time every day? Lol. Taking shit