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Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM

Accuracy is everything for me, and that’s why I’m reporting the second shit of the morning, just some minutes after the first. Been sitting here ages! I was about to get in the shower, but I was blocked by another diarrhoea attack! Still painful. I just wanted to deal with some stuff on my laptopContinue reading “Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM”

Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 07:27 AM

Yesterday I had pizza for dinner, and I knew it! This morning I still haven’t completely digested it, and I feel centralised abdomen pain. I know, I shouldn’t be eating that, I am gluten intolerant, and I got IBS, but how can I live without such joy? The real question is, can I survive inContinue reading “Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 07:27 AM”

Daily Prompt

When is the last time you took a risk? How did it work out? About ten minutes ago. I took a shit at the office, my boss was out for a coffee, and I was expecting diarrhoea and deafening sounds. I was really scared for what was about to happen, but in the end everythingContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Wednesday, 26 April 2023 | 08:17 AM

I thought I would have ended up suffering this very poop session, since I had a pizza for lunch, but it didn’t happen. Probably I found the pizzeria that suits me the most! Am I dreaming? Only time will tell. Let’s wait for the fart response. Under 10 farts during the rest of the dayContinue reading “Wednesday, 26 April 2023 | 08:17 AM”

Daily Prompt

What makes you nervous? Most of all, when I am sitting on the toilet, I feel shit inside me, but somehow I can’t expel it. This brings me a lot of stress, because then I have to do stuff, meet people, stay indoor, and I have to keep my stupid farts, generating more stress!!

Tuesday, 25 April 2023 | 07:52 AM

Back on my Squatty Potty, I am trying to understand if it actually easies my shats. This morning’s poop is consistent, yesterday I had a burger for lunch, and just a beer for dinner, I already knew my bowels would have disapproved it, so it is the perfect moment to try it out! At theContinue reading “Tuesday, 25 April 2023 | 07:52 AM”

Monday, 24 April 2023 | 08:21 PM

Just finished working. Today I had to keep up some underdeveloped stuff. You know what was overdeveloped instead? The shit I’m taking now. I should have taken it at least three hours ago, but I couldn’t. Had to finish. So now these turds are enormous, but I am safe, they’re right where they belong now,Continue reading “Monday, 24 April 2023 | 08:21 PM”

Daily Prompt

How do you use social media? Just to promote my shit. Literally. I write posts every time I take a shit on my blog, and I used to post every single post on my Insta. Nowadays I changed strategy, now I am re-managing my Instagram account talking about bowels health, historical and funny shit stuff,Continue reading “Daily Prompt”

Friday, 21 April 2023 | 08:22 AM

To try and cure myself from the past few days of diarrhoea, I’ve decided not to drink alcohol nor eating meat for some days, ideally I should do that for a month, which helped in the past, and I know it works on me, but I don’t know if I have enough motivation this time,Continue reading “Friday, 21 April 2023 | 08:22 AM”

Thursday, 20 April 2023 | 03:54 AM

My condition is pretty clear, though so difficult to describe… I am awake, in the middle of the night. That is a fact, this is the clear part. I don’r feel good, this is the resume of what is so difficult to describe. Let’s start from the end, I am using my girlfriend’s toilet binContinue reading “Thursday, 20 April 2023 | 03:54 AM”

Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:39 AM

Going back home I shot some deep farts while climbing the stairs, then jumped right inside my bathroom as soon as I got in. The weird shit i drop forty minutes ago is still here, I couldn’t let it out at once, and it comes with this very strong reek, I just want to vomit.Continue reading “Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:39 AM”

Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:00 AM

This morning I woke up with some mild headache, when my girlfriend tried to cuddle me and go further for a little sex, I had to drop it, my headache was worsening, and I had to pee a lot. I went to the bathroom to have a wee, bur I forgot to lock the door.Continue reading “Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:00 AM”

Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 05:36 PM

I spent the whole afternoon working at my laptop farting all around. I had some calls, and I couldn’t pause from farts, I had to put mute on, to avoid people on the other side to hear me 🤫 The moment finally came, I am now on the toilet, expelling everything causing me gassy mess.Continue reading “Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 05:36 PM”

Daily Prompt

Describe a positive thing a family member has done for you. When I was a child, I already used to spend dozens of minutes on the toilet, taking a shit was already fun for me, I used to talk and to think, and to play, and to shit! My father has more or less theContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 07:28 AM

First alarm, second, third one. Now my belly awakens. I feel it rebelling to the whole lot of beers I had yesterday, and that Indian food I ate afterwards. At the question ‘spicy?’, I keep answering ‘Sure’. But I guess I really should not. Now my shit is spicy, arsehole cross with me. But itContinue reading “Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 07:28 AM”