A little constipation left. Probably I just don’t have much inside
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The Luxury I can’t go withouth
What’s the one luxury you can’t live without? The toilet
Monday, 12 June 2023 | 10:51 PM
My arsehole is not used to this kind of stretch at this time of the day… C’mon, resist! Just a little push!
Monday, 12 June 2023 | 01:31 AM
Gotta admit I don’t feel so good today, it feels like I should shit an elephant, but I only see mosquitoes. I feel heavy
Monday, 12 June 2023 | 08:41 AM
Ever since we took a cat, we put her litter next to our toilet. I can’t understand who does this decision benefit more… She shits every time we take one, hers smells bad and distracts me from mine. At the same time, she doesn’t make it anywhere else… Dunno, this matter gives me constipation…
My tagline would be…
If humans had taglines, what would yours be? A new post every new shit.
Sunday, 11 June 2023 | 02:53 PM
After some sunbathing, I can now rest at home take a break shit. Actually I am still a lot constipated, so I have to be patient. I feel it inside. I feel it coming!
Sunday, 11 June 2023 | 09:29 AM
In the last few days I suffered insomnia, it’s just mild, the sunlight keeps waking me up way too early. This makes me nervous, additionally gives me constipation, stressing me even more! This is something even my super-effective Squatty Potty can’t solve
Health in the first place
What are the most important things needed to live a good life? Health, happiness, and healty bowels
Saturday, 10 June 2023 | 09:26 AM
Yesterday I improvised a weird lunch, rice with lardons, courgettes, onions, carrots. I don’t know why, but my girlfriend had diarrhoea the whole evening. Weird, because it’s me suffering the whole time! This time NOTHING AT ALL. I was a little afraid of the shit from this morning, but I gotta admit it’s fairly normal.Continue reading “Saturday, 10 June 2023 | 09:26 AM”
Half of my life on the toilet
Who do you spend the most time with? Taking a shit
Friday, 9 June 2023 | 12:55 PM
How lucky was I to choose to work from home today! Luck means I now moved my workstation to the bathroom. Yeah, better to have diarrhoea at home than the office… But I never stop working. Lol
Friday, 9 June 2023 | 08:12 AM
Here’s the most recent story with my bowels as protagonist. The day before yesterday, I had a dinner with friends, some prepared a space cake, of which I ate three pieces. The last time I ate three pieces as well, and I felt almost nothing, this time I felt the most stoned I’ve ever felt.Continue reading “Friday, 9 June 2023 | 08:12 AM”
Thursday, 8 June 2023 | 11:19 AM
No shit this morning. Worrying
Wednesday, 7 June 2023 | 04:25 PM
I’m not sure what triggered it, but I hustled to the bathroom for a brisk loose diarrhoea. Fuuuuck! Luckily I was home!! 😰 I mean, it’s not even that painful, but it smeeells a looooot!
Wednesday, 7 June 2023 | 08:10 AM
At the beginning I was skeptical about Squatty Potty. At present I can’t go without it. Even if I was in urge for a shit, I just sat down squatting on my favourite tool. A seamless turd. Perfection. I just love it.
Tuesday, 6 June 2023 | 08:21 AM
Some days it’s just harder than expected. Both the action and the product.
Monday, 5 June 2023 | 08:13 AM
GM from the toilet. From today on, Imma take a shit next to my cat’s litter. I’ve never had a pet before, and I am overexcited, she’s just a kitten and she’s already way to active. Why am I telling all about my cat here? On my shit blog? Isn’t there any shit-related story? YesContinue reading “Monday, 5 June 2023 | 08:13 AM”
Sunday, 4 June 2023 | 09:21 AM
Just a few days out camping, and my arsehole almost forgot how to take a shit on a proper toilet 😅 …just a little push….
Simple joy
Describe one simple thing you do that brings joy to your life. Poop
Saturday, 3 June 2023 | 12:32 PM
Back in the wild, back in the crouch position, my back on the legs, my arsehole spread out, some shit on the ground. Late cappuccino effect
Camping, Stress reliever. Bowels reliever.
How do you know when it’s time to unplug? What do you do to make it happen? We all live a stressful life, surely our technology, computers, smartphones, make us a little tense. Tension shall be relieved, as sopn as possible. After a very long period of my life, being so stressed out, living closerContinue reading “Camping, Stress reliever. Bowels reliever.”
Saturday, 3 June 2023 | 11:21 AM
Going camping means unplug from everyday life, which also means my routine goes default. I normally sit on my toilet at around 8:30 AM, I’m three hours late, and this means my bowels don’t understand what’s going around. Nevertheless, I push a little harder, and they find their list purpose again. My day can nowContinue reading “Saturday, 3 June 2023 | 11:21 AM”
Friday, 2 June 2023 | 12:34 PM
As expected, I am now in the wild, about to climb some routes in the middle of the forest… and some shit has to get out. Here it goes. You’re free. *soft deployment sound on the floor*
Friday, 2 June 2023 | 10:18 AM
Camping in the weekend. Just woke up in my tent, I thought I would have felt the beer effect I drank for dinner, but I feel nothing yet. Duh, I hate it! surely I will find myself in trouble later on. C’mon body! I have a real toilet here at the structure, why can’t youContinue reading “Friday, 2 June 2023 | 10:18 AM”
Thursday, 1 June 2023 | 08:40 AM
Just a few unrecognisable pieces of shit. Still great! I am still a human being working fine!
Wednesday, 31 May 2023 | 08:01 AM
As I had breakfast with my girlfriend everything seemed nice, she gets out earlier than me, so as she got in the bathroom, I started to feel the cramps. BAAAABYY! PLEEEASE! HOW LONG WILL YOU TAKE? In the background was playing ‘I’m going to explode, like atomic booooomb’ by William Onyeabor Neat.
Tuesday, 30 May 2023 | 06:52 AM
We’re managing an event at work, a great inauguration ceremony for an institution. I ended up setting the last things at 2 AM, and I woke up at 6 AM. Very nice (thanks) I certainly could have slept more, since we open at 8 AM, some people would have slept till the last minute, butContinue reading “Tuesday, 30 May 2023 | 06:52 AM”
Shitting before the internet
Do you remember life before the internet? Yeah, I used to read all the can I could find around me in the bathrooms I took shits. Those times are gone! Culture is gone!
Monday, 29 May 2023 | 08:09 AM
I am finishing house moving, so I am not getting out much lately, no fast foods, no outdoor shitting, nothing really uncommon. I had a couple of beers with my gf yesterday, and this morning I feel a little evil in my arsehole A welcoming monday!
the Shy Tird 